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...

[West tries to start a sentence, then stops himself. Then starts again. Then stops himself. This continues a few times]

As a matter of clarification: how do floods affect... ah... the showers?

That is...

I'm... not meant to use the men's showers at this time, am I? Or, being truly a man, is it... I--





I truly detest floods.

[OOC: FOR REFERENCE, West has totally still been using the men's showers. SO UH, I guess if any dude Inmates saw a chick in there? Yeah

LOL FOR FURTHER REFERENCE: West hasn't been walking around naked, so the most you saw was a chick in a towel UNLESS YOU WERE CREEPY ENOUGH TO PEEP INTO THE SHOWER STALLS which you probably were]

Date: 2009-10-08 04:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] no-left-arm.livejournal.com
We're all adults here. I think you can keep using the men's shower.
From: [identity profile] major-west.livejournal.com
Oh, there's a relief. These floods are an absolute pain the ass.
Edited Date: 2009-10-08 04:04 am (UTC)

LA LA LA

Date: 2009-10-08 04:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] no-left-arm.livejournal.com
Yeah, well, it's not like we can do anything about them, right?

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From: [identity profile] flamefisted.livejournal.com
I guess you aren't the only one.

But at least I have my own bathroom.
From: [identity profile] major-west.livejournal.com
Oh, it must be so difficult for you, having to choose between your own private bathroom and... what, exactly?

Aww. :c Too bad he's not beneath a bitch fight.

Date: 2009-10-08 04:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] flamefisted.livejournal.com
[Private]

It's never cool when you go to check on your body and the chick that's inside of you has a hard on for her friend.

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Date: 2009-10-08 04:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lazarusrisen.livejournal.com
Sorry for staring at you then.

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Date: 2009-10-08 04:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ace-hits-daleks.livejournal.com
You might wanna' think better of that... It is a prison.

Unless that's, um... Your thing.

Date: 2009-10-08 04:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] major-west.livejournal.com
Hardly a standard prison, and--

...

What.

SECOND TRY.

Date: 2009-10-08 04:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] major-west.livejournal.com
Hardly a standard prison, and--

...

What.

Date: 2009-10-08 04:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ace-hits-daleks.livejournal.com
You realise what a load of blokes'll do to someone who looks like you, in the showers, right?

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NOW he's all worried

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She is confused!

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Date: 2009-10-08 04:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] possemagnet.livejournal.com
Wait -

You're?

Oh.

That sucks ass!

Date: 2009-10-08 04:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] possemagnet.livejournal.com
I'm sorry, man.

You being this chick isn't as funny as Howie being Shego.

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SO SORRY. Dean's a pig.

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Date: 2009-10-08 01:12 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] parttimejob.livejournal.com
Thank you.

Date: 2009-10-08 02:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] major-west.livejournal.com
You better not have seen anything beyond the towel!

Date: 2009-10-08 03:07 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] parttimejob.livejournal.com
If I did, it's hardly my fault.

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From: [identity profile] accountsettled.livejournal.com
West, use her room or mine to bathe. Please. I'm sure none of us really want anyone looking at you naked.

West's been wearing a towel, at least :C

Date: 2009-10-08 02:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] major-west.livejournal.com
Give me a little bit of credit, Sexby. I haven't been walking around naked.

...

But the offer's appreciated, thank you.

yay, west. sorta.

Date: 2009-10-08 02:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] accountsettled.livejournal.com
It was more of a general comment than an accusation.

Most welcome. I appreciate you actually mentioning the issue

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Date: 2009-10-08 03:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] naughtbutlife.livejournal.com
Angelica Sexby, Puritan goodwife to exhibitionist in one single flood.

Date: 2009-10-08 03:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] major-west.livejournal.com
I'm attempting to do my best to keep your modesty in tact.

Date: 2009-10-08 03:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] naughtbutlife.livejournal.com
It is much appreciated, sir.

I am afraid your body might have a few bruises when it is returned to you. I meant no harm, but I have never worn trousers before and found it difficult to pull them on...

I fell over. And now I feel silly for it.

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