104 - West is quite practical.

[major_west]

...

[West tries to start a sentence, then stops himself. Then starts again. Then stops himself. This continues a few times]

As a matter of clarification: how do floods affect... ah... the showers?

That is...

I'm... not meant to use the men's showers at this time, am I? Or, being truly a man, is it... I--





I truly detest floods.

[OOC: FOR REFERENCE, West has totally still been using the men's showers. SO UH, I guess if any dude Inmates saw a chick in there? Yeah

LOL FOR FURTHER REFERENCE: West hasn't been walking around naked, so the most you saw was a chick in a towel UNLESS YOU WERE CREEPY ENOUGH TO PEEP INTO THE SHOWER STALLS which you probably were]

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[lazarusrisen.livejournal.com]

Not at the moment.

Who the hell was that?

Private

[major-west.livejournal.com]

No, but... That hardly matters. I mean, physically, I may be female, but I'm not about to go prancing off in skirts and spending quality time with the girls.

I have no idea. A newer arrival, I suppose. He didn't want to do anything, just look at me.

Private

[lazarusrisen.livejournal.com]

It matters to every straight male on this boat. You might be male, but at the moment you've got breasts and a rather nice ass. People are going to stare.

Well, that's fairly creepy.

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[major-west.livejournal.com]

I do? Rubbish. I manage to get by without staring at every man who crosses my path, so you lot can manage to do the same.

Agreed. I wasn't quite sure what to make of it, personally. I wonder if that's how women feel-- Oh well.

Private

[lazarusrisen.livejournal.com]

Please, men don't stare at every girl. We just stare at the ones we want to fuck.

Who do you look like, anyway?

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[major-west.livejournal.com]

I don't know if I should feel flattered or immensely uncomfortable right now.

Angelica Sexby. So, I'm the wife of one of the Master's doubles. Brilliant.

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[lazarusrisen.livejournal.com]

Oh. Sorry.

At least you don't look like your warden. I look like Peter. Again.