104 - West is quite practical.

[major_west]

...

[West tries to start a sentence, then stops himself. Then starts again. Then stops himself. This continues a few times]

As a matter of clarification: how do floods affect... ah... the showers?

That is...

I'm... not meant to use the men's showers at this time, am I? Or, being truly a man, is it... I--





I truly detest floods.

[OOC: FOR REFERENCE, West has totally still been using the men's showers. SO UH, I guess if any dude Inmates saw a chick in there? Yeah

LOL FOR FURTHER REFERENCE: West hasn't been walking around naked, so the most you saw was a chick in a towel UNLESS YOU WERE CREEPY ENOUGH TO PEEP INTO THE SHOWER STALLS which you probably were]

Comments

[no-left-arm.livejournal.com]

We're all adults here. I think you can keep using the men's shower.

LALALA THIS COMMENT IS NOW FLOATING UNTIL LJ UN-ERASES THE OTHERS

[major-west.livejournal.com]

Oh, there's a relief. These floods are an absolute pain the ass.

LA LA LA

[no-left-arm.livejournal.com]

Yeah, well, it's not like we can do anything about them, right?

strikes readable. but he's trying to be friendly, really.

[flamefisted.livejournal.com]

I guess you aren't the only one.

But at least I have my own bathroom.

Warden privileges offend West, so the claws come out!

[major-west.livejournal.com]

Oh, it must be so difficult for you, having to choose between your own private bathroom and... what, exactly?

Aww. :c Too bad he's not beneath a bitch fight.

[flamefisted.livejournal.com]

[Private]

It's never cool when you go to check on your body and the chick that's inside of you has a hard on for her friend.

Private - LJ is evil. :c

[lazarusrisen.livejournal.com]

That was you?

Private - IT IS

[major-west.livejournal.com]

...


Probably.

Private

[lazarusrisen.livejournal.com]

Sorry for staring at you then.

[ace-hits-daleks.livejournal.com]

You might wanna' think better of that... It is a prison.

Unless that's, um... Your thing.

[major-west.livejournal.com]

Hardly a standard prison, and--

...

What.

SECOND TRY.

[major-west.livejournal.com]

Hardly a standard prison, and--

...

What.

[ace-hits-daleks.livejournal.com]

You realise what a load of blokes'll do to someone who looks like you, in the showers, right?

[possemagnet.livejournal.com]

Wait -

You're?

Oh.

That sucks ass!

[major-west.livejournal.com]

It really, truly does.

[possemagnet.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry, man.

You being this chick isn't as funny as Howie being Shego.

[parttimejob.livejournal.com]

Thank you.

[major-west.livejournal.com]

You better not have seen anything beyond the towel!

[parttimejob.livejournal.com]

If I did, it's hardly my fault.

sexby's been reading and is thoroughly disturbed.

[accountsettled.livejournal.com]

West, use her room or mine to bathe. Please. I'm sure none of us really want anyone looking at you naked.

West's been wearing a towel, at least :C

[major-west.livejournal.com]

Give me a little bit of credit, Sexby. I haven't been walking around naked.

...

But the offer's appreciated, thank you.

yay, west. sorta.

[accountsettled.livejournal.com]

It was more of a general comment than an accusation.

Most welcome. I appreciate you actually mentioning the issue

[naughtbutlife.livejournal.com]

Angelica Sexby, Puritan goodwife to exhibitionist in one single flood.

[major-west.livejournal.com]

I'm attempting to do my best to keep your modesty in tact.

[naughtbutlife.livejournal.com]

It is much appreciated, sir.

I am afraid your body might have a few bruises when it is returned to you. I meant no harm, but I have never worn trousers before and found it difficult to pull them on...

I fell over. And now I feel silly for it.