104 - West is quite practical.

[major_west]

...

[West tries to start a sentence, then stops himself. Then starts again. Then stops himself. This continues a few times]

As a matter of clarification: how do floods affect... ah... the showers?

That is...

I'm... not meant to use the men's showers at this time, am I? Or, being truly a man, is it... I--





I truly detest floods.

[OOC: FOR REFERENCE, West has totally still been using the men's showers. SO UH, I guess if any dude Inmates saw a chick in there? Yeah

LOL FOR FURTHER REFERENCE: West hasn't been walking around naked, so the most you saw was a chick in a towel UNLESS YOU WERE CREEPY ENOUGH TO PEEP INTO THE SHOWER STALLS which you probably were]

Comments

Ethan's totally been using the mens as well.

[stayandgloat.livejournal.com]

You do realise that if your "male inmates are rapists" theory holds up, then we could just as easily get him in the ladies showers.

[ace-hits-daleks.livejournal.com]

When you go swimming, to you cut your wrists, too?

I'm sure there wouldn't be too much chance of a shark coming along, after all...

[stayandgloat.livejournal.com]

You know, if I recall, 100% of the genuine cases of rape on the barge have been committed by wardens against male inmates, so maybe you want to re-think who the "sharks" in your metaphor are.

You may not have noticed, but the inmates tend to police themselves here. Like it or not there's a fairly good imitation of a society in this place, and for all the murder and the stealing and the vigilante justice, rape hasn't ever been much of a problem here, and if it was? Then rest assured a good portion of the remainder of the inmate population would claim back their pound of flesh for the indiscretion.

She is confused!

[ace-hits-daleks.livejournal.com]

Look, I don't know the statistics, but... Just use your common sense!