major_west: (philosopher king or warrior poet? hmm...)
[BARGE NETWORK]

How nice. I've just encountered what's likely the one civilisation in the universe where the children are trained to hate and fear the sight of me. Billy, I trust you feel honoured, now, to have been so well acquainted with 'the bad doctor' and come out alive. You see, apparently, I come into houses at night and whisk disobedient children away in my malevolent blue box and sell them to slavers on a moon somewhere. Occasionally, I eat their parents.

[A small sigh, and you can pretty much hear the eyeroll.] And yes, Saxon, I know you can hear this.
major_west: (stare)
It's been a while since I've seen the inside of a cell. Of course, I never expected it to come from defending myself, but I suppose the Barge has a funny sense of justice.

[Filtered to THE MANLY POKER GANG and Sark]
I'm afraid we'll have to postpone our meeting, unless you wish to have it in Level 0.

[OOC: The log is still ongoing, but given... the slow progress, I figured whatever happens, the end result is West in Zero. Probably got some bruises and scrapes, but since Billy and Morgan were there, I doubt anybody died. HIT ME IF YOU DISAGREE, ANYBODY ELSE IN THE LOG. Oh yeah and if anybody wants to visit him, spam up in here.]

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Nov. 6th, 2009 12:01 am
major_west: (jim sucks lol)
I would like to propose a game: anybody who can go for an entire week without mentioning my name-- Oh, no, that's far too simple. Anybody who can go an entire week without even referencing me or my existence wins a sweetie. I know it must be difficult to refrain from harping on the same point repeatedly, as it's clearly provided enough fuel for over a fortnight of repetition, but do make an effort of it, would you.

Billy, you are exempt from this game.

[Private to Angel]
You are still in charge of Security, are you not? If so, I have a question for you: What sort of individuals-- that is, what sorts of qualities are your recruits supposed to display? And before you ask: no, I'm not looking to join your team.

[OOC: West is really tired of Rayne and of his name popping up in conjunction with hers. Hence, this post. SORRY, BERNARD, you weren't the cause of his bitchiness, just the catalyst for this post!]
major_west: (AWWW YEAH)
[Voice]
With so much company here, it hardly feels like being locked up at all.

[Private to Bly; in slow and meticulous writing, as he's doing it with his uninjured hand]
For the record, I would not have attacked you, had your Inmate not targeted you himself, given me your room number, and told me you were armed. I have the correspondence to prove it.

I just want to see that justice is served to all parties involved, equally.

[OOC: Since he didn't get to shoot Logan... HE HAD TO FIND SOME WAY TO MAKE HIM SUFFER FOR THREATENING BILLY]
major_west: (talking)
Has Billy suffered from a massive stroke in my absence, or did we gain a second one?

[OOC: SO West came back, decided that life's too short (or afterlife or WHATEVER) because he went somewhere shitty during his absence, and decided to just man up and kiss Billy. After six+ months of sexual tension.

It turned out to be Barney.

WHOOPS. West's not happy]
major_west: (right?)
All things considered, I really enjoyed that port. I believe it's our first without a casualty, horrible curse, great disaster... etc.

But I honestly can't believe that I took a ride on a unicorn.

Congratulations, we've all managed to overcome our innate desires to kill and destroy for one entire week.


[Private to Billy]
I've decided to return to my room, so... Thank you for your hospitality.

[OOC: West, being neurotic and pulling away for no discernible reason? LOLOL SAY IT AIN'T SO. And yeah, he doesn't know about whatever deaths might've happened in the port. AND STRIKES ARE CERTAINLY READABLE IF YOU TRY]
major_west: (say WHAT?)
The lengths people here will go to in order to coddle a bunch of fairy tale monsters while normal people are the ones who die every week is absolutely ridiculous. If caving in to a creature's demands-- an aggressive creature who preys on humans-- is all it took to keep the peace, then I now realise that I should have simply tossed a man over to the Infected every day back home. Things would have gone swimmingly then.

It would be much more sensible to lock the vampires up and let them starve, rather than attempt to turn this place into a floating blood bank to satisfy one person's endlessly reiterated fetish. If we come into blood later on down the line, their wardens can bring them back. Simple.

It'd be for the greater good.

055

Nov. 9th, 2008 06:41 pm
major_west: (all ears (lawl no pun))
We've just managed to go an entire week without an attack, a flood, a port, or a pornographic story being distributed.

Congratulations.

[Private to Billy]
Billy, whenever you'd like, I'm... free. To talk.

[MANLY FILTER] - (this really isn't that exclusive. If your character's male, human, and manly, then you're in the filter! Unless West really hates you)

Tomorrow seems like as good a night to play as any. We might as well try to get a game going before we all turn into pumpkins or whatever nonsense the Barge will send our way.
major_west: (talking)
Morgan:
If the goal of 'therapy' was to make me never trust anybody again, congratulations. It worked. If I wanted to be trapped in a room with somebody trying to molest me, I'd go see a priest.

The Real Dr. Crane:
I have your glasses. I assume, anyway, that these are yours.

Billy:
I don't know if I should have any coffee in my present state of mind. Perhaps we can find something else to do.

Marquis:
Jim thinks you're "depraved" and the source of my nightmares. Idiot.

Jim:
I presume you're reading this. I have your notebook. And I've read it.

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Aug. 14th, 2008 01:15 am
major_west: (er)
[Private to Morgan]

Well. You were right. Ugh.

Thanks.

[/Private]

So, it seems the Barge has been busy bringing people on board during this latest flood. A child, an ancient Greek nutter warrior, and a Nazi.

Ah, diversity.

Well, at least the new Wardens seem a slight better-- except one's from some bizarre post-War future and the other seems to be completely neurotic.

[OOC: Strikes are totally scribbled out.]

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