major_west: (glancing away)
[BACKDATED: No later than 12 hours after Billy went to Clapet.]

[West is standing there, clad in one of Billy's hoodies, because hey, they're like the exact same size and why date somebody if you're not going to steal their clothes? Anyway, he has a comatose ferret in the crook of his arm. He's in the kitchen, so it's presumably reasonably enough lit with the fires.]

Billy, I've been carrying this lump of fur for the better part of the day. You do realise we're both committed to this animal's wellbeing, don't you?

[He offers a tight, wry smile, TRYING TO LOOK LIKE THIS IS ALL A JOKE, TOTALLY NOT A BIG DEAL.]

So, come along, hurry up, and stop shirking your ferret duties.

[An awkward pause. He clears his throat.]

And, if any of you lot see Billy, tell me where he is so I can slap a bit of sense into him?

[RIGHT. WEST IS TOTALLY NOT WORRIED AT ALL.]

[OOC: SORRY, I meant to post this last night, but got sidetracked by paying my awful, awful bills. And then work. The usual.

PS CLAPET: when he finds out about what you did, he is gonna try to kill you. Brutally. Because YOU KILLED ALL MY BOYYYYYZZZZ is his big trigger :C]
major_west: (Billy - Default)
[Annnnd on the screen appears a very posh, British Dr. Horrible. Wearing camo.]

I don't know why I'm even bothering to ask, since you lot weren't particularly helpful before, but I would like to know something:

Why are there no less than three men with my face? [Pause, he sees a Claude post.] Ah. Four. And why, when I look in the mirror, do I see this? [He gives the camera a very pointed look.] Is it drugs? A new... experimental vaccination for the Infection? What sort of place is this?

And please: don't answer with "the Barge."
major_west: (crazy in the rain)
[Major West, all things considers, sounds remarkably calm and in charge.]

What you are witnessing, those of you who've found your way into port, is Infection. Don't come into contact with any Infected persons. Cover your mouth, nose and-- if possible-- eyes. The virus is highly contagious and spreads through bodily fluids. Should you or anybody in your group become exposed to the Infection, you have less than a minute to put them down.

And I suggest that you do put them down.

They are not your loved ones. Your friends, your family, your... wardens or inmates. They are Infected. The smallest act of mercy may cost you your life. Don't be foolish.

[A pause.]

Billy. Adam. Tell me you're still alive.
major_west: (kinda smiling)
I'm really looking forward to this port. Earth, normal Earth, and nearly a decade into the future, at that. I'd been on holiday to New York once before, but it'll be nice to see it again, on an Earth that presumably didn't end in 2001. Of course, I'm still holding out hope that one day, perhaps, we'll be able to stop in England.

Would anybody be up for visiting the Guggenheim while we're there? I'm looking at you right now, Billy. Do me this favour, and I'll visit that absurdly large comic book shop with you.

[Filtered AWAY from Billy]
I could do with some restaurant recommendations, should anybody have them.

[OOC: Fun fact: West is pre-9/11 (going by some trivia about the shooting dates of the movie blahblah), so... somebody should tell him about it before he goes up to some New Yorker all "Hello, where are those infamously large towers? c:" SOMEBODY NAMED BILLY]
major_west: (jim sucks lol)
[Private to Billy]
Billy, Morgan and Rube wish for us to act as spokesmen for homosexuality.

[OOC: Reference to this and this. Why, yes, West's hoping to phrase it this way to get Billy to say no, so he can shrug and go "OH WELL I TRIED" to Morgan]
major_west: (talky talk)
Look, I understand that there is a lockdown occurring right now, and I realise that given my history, you may think to check our cabin, but...

...

I would really appreciate it if you skipped over Billy's and my room entirely, if you please. I'll answer any questions you have with complete honesty.

[OOC: SO before I posted the lockdown? I kinda forgot that West and Billy did something that ended with West getting cuffed to the bed. With Tosh's cuffs. And they don't have the key. TOSH WAS GOING TO LEAVE A KEY OUTSIDE THE DOOR, BUT NOW THEY CAN'T OPEN THE DOOR LOL.]
major_west: (sincere)
[Private to Billy]

Tomorrow is--

Things have the potential to go very, very wrong.

[For other rioters: what follows is each of your individual assignments, all locked to one-on-one private filters, so even other rioters don't know what's going on. Each rioter will also be given the correct time and meeting place for them to make their stand-- except for Logan, whom he no longer trusts :c]
major_west: (like y'know)
[Private to Billy]
It has come to my attention that--

...





[There is a long pause before he hurriedly writes out]

I'm not too thin, am I?

[OOC: THANKS A LOT, LIBBY!

And no, West isn't anorexic, he's just skinny-- but now the IDEA is in his head]
major_west: (talking)
Has Billy suffered from a massive stroke in my absence, or did we gain a second one?

[OOC: SO West came back, decided that life's too short (or afterlife or WHATEVER) because he went somewhere shitty during his absence, and decided to just man up and kiss Billy. After six+ months of sexual tension.

It turned out to be Barney.

WHOOPS. West's not happy]
major_west: (right?)
All things considered, I really enjoyed that port. I believe it's our first without a casualty, horrible curse, great disaster... etc.

But I honestly can't believe that I took a ride on a unicorn.

Congratulations, we've all managed to overcome our innate desires to kill and destroy for one entire week.


[Private to Billy]
I've decided to return to my room, so... Thank you for your hospitality.

[OOC: West, being neurotic and pulling away for no discernible reason? LOLOL SAY IT AIN'T SO. And yeah, he doesn't know about whatever deaths might've happened in the port. AND STRIKES ARE CERTAINLY READABLE IF YOU TRY]
major_west: (sooo...)
Dear Billy,

I'm trapped in the Infirmary with Morgan, who is on a great deal of painkillers, and Namor, who is... himself. There's no door, no food, and all of the pipes appear to have burst, which isn't causing any problems yet, but I've a feeling the water won't be stopping until this is a giant swimming pool. I'm probably going to die.

...

That's all.


Sincerely,
Henry

[OOC: This presumably takes place many hours after this log. So, the water's already risen to a couple feet]

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