104 - West is quite practical.

[major_west]

...

[West tries to start a sentence, then stops himself. Then starts again. Then stops himself. This continues a few times]

As a matter of clarification: how do floods affect... ah... the showers?

That is...

I'm... not meant to use the men's showers at this time, am I? Or, being truly a man, is it... I--





I truly detest floods.

[OOC: FOR REFERENCE, West has totally still been using the men's showers. SO UH, I guess if any dude Inmates saw a chick in there? Yeah

LOL FOR FURTHER REFERENCE: West hasn't been walking around naked, so the most you saw was a chick in a towel UNLESS YOU WERE CREEPY ENOUGH TO PEEP INTO THE SHOWER STALLS which you probably were]

Comments

[possemagnet.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry, man.

You being this chick isn't as funny as Howie being Shego.

[major-west.livejournal.com]

Thank you.

And who are you trapped as?

[possemagnet.livejournal.com]

As my buddy Castiel. My viriginal, holy angel of lord... Castiel.

[major-west.livejournal.com]

Come now, it isn't as though virginity is something you can feel.

[possemagnet.livejournal.com]

He's been a virgin for billions of years. I FEEL BAD FOR HIM.

[major-west.livejournal.com]

Oh, that sounds positively suffocating.

[possemagnet.livejournal.com]

I've been trying to get him laid.

Well, without me having his body.

And it's been annoying so far.

[major-west.livejournal.com]

Perhaps his 'type' isn't here yet.

SO SORRY. Dean's a pig.

[possemagnet.livejournal.com]

There's no such thing as 'a type.'

[major-west.livejournal.com]

Oh, there most certainly is.

[possemagnet.livejournal.com]

NO WAY.

There's just people you happen to be interested in that you fall for.

[major-west.livejournal.com]

There are types. For example, Libby's type is large, fat men.

[possemagnet.livejournal.com]

Well, if that isn't weird...

Yeah. I get what you're saying.

I thought you meant types as in ONE TRUE LOVE, MY SOUL MATE, type crap.

[major-west.livejournal.com]

Oh, absolutely not. That's a bunch of nonsense.