104 - West is quite practical.

[major_west]

...

[West tries to start a sentence, then stops himself. Then starts again. Then stops himself. This continues a few times]

As a matter of clarification: how do floods affect... ah... the showers?

That is...

I'm... not meant to use the men's showers at this time, am I? Or, being truly a man, is it... I--





I truly detest floods.

[OOC: FOR REFERENCE, West has totally still been using the men's showers. SO UH, I guess if any dude Inmates saw a chick in there? Yeah

LOL FOR FURTHER REFERENCE: West hasn't been walking around naked, so the most you saw was a chick in a towel UNLESS YOU WERE CREEPY ENOUGH TO PEEP INTO THE SHOWER STALLS which you probably were]

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strikes readable. but he's trying to be friendly, really.

[flamefisted.livejournal.com]

I guess you aren't the only one.

But at least I have my own bathroom.

Warden privileges offend West, so the claws come out!

[major-west.livejournal.com]

Oh, it must be so difficult for you, having to choose between your own private bathroom and... what, exactly?

Aww. :c Too bad he's not beneath a bitch fight.

[flamefisted.livejournal.com]

[Private]

It's never cool when you go to check on your body and the chick that's inside of you has a hard on for her friend.

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[major-west.livejournal.com]

Hold on-- what?

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[flamefisted.livejournal.com]

You heard me.

I'm a guy too. So - in the same predicament.

Only difference is that I don't have to use the communal bathrooms.

Which, sorry to hear, that sucks for you.

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[major-west.livejournal.com]

Ah, you have my sympathies, then.

I sincerely hope the woman I traded with isn't providing her husband any sexual favours while she's me.

It's a bit awkward.

Private:

[flamefisted.livejournal.com]

I'm hoping the same thing.

Although I'm pretty sure they're not married.

Awkward? Yeah. And a little more than that.

Private:

[major-west.livejournal.com]

Well, I'm glad haven't had the misfortune of walking in on my own body doing anything like that. It puts things into perspective.