139 // HELLO, CHILDREN. [VIDEO/SPAM]
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major_west[A garishly dressed, somewhat insane looking man IS FLAILING AND BECKONING, WIELDING MANY BALLOONS.]
Welcome, welcome, welcome, one and all! Want a balloon? I've got scores of balloons here, waiting for a sticky, dirty little hand to claim them. And just think, small children, yours can be that hand!
One penny a piece!
For three pennies, I'll even twist and sculpt them into all manners of animals! Dogs, cats, bears, weasels, foxes, giraffes-- That's right, any beast on four legs can be yours for three pennies! [Lol they all look the same :c Anyway, to demonstrate his point, he twists a balloon into a dog/cat/weasel thing.]
Like having a zoo in the palm of your hands!
[BIG, PAINFUL GRIN. He looks a little terrifying.]
What child wouldn't want a balloon?
[OOC: WEST IS JUST A GENERIC CREEPY ENTERTAINER. He's not even good enough to be called a clown. And he hangs out with Billy and robs houses at night.]
Welcome, welcome, welcome, one and all! Want a balloon? I've got scores of balloons here, waiting for a sticky, dirty little hand to claim them. And just think, small children, yours can be that hand!
One penny a piece!
For three pennies, I'll even twist and sculpt them into all manners of animals! Dogs, cats, bears, weasels, foxes, giraffes-- That's right, any beast on four legs can be yours for three pennies! [Lol they all look the same :c Anyway, to demonstrate his point, he twists a balloon into a dog/cat/weasel thing.]
Like having a zoo in the palm of your hands!
[BIG, PAINFUL GRIN. He looks a little terrifying.]
What child wouldn't want a balloon?
[OOC: WEST IS JUST A GENERIC CREEPY ENTERTAINER. He's not even good enough to be called a clown. And he hangs out with Billy and robs houses at night.]
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Date: 2010-09-19 02:59 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-09-19 03:09 am (UTC)[SUCH AN INNOCENT QUESTION-- too bad his voice is completely flat and deadpan right now.]
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Date: 2010-09-19 03:11 am (UTC)They would be a laughingstock.
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Date: 2010-09-19 07:02 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2010-09-19 03:05 am (UTC)Hey, make me a bear, and I'll pay you later?
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Date: 2010-09-19 03:13 am (UTC)No no no, for you? The balloon is... [He leans in close and whispers:] gratis.
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Date: 2010-09-19 03:23 am (UTC)You know, I do believe that the free exchange of balloons between us has really formed the foundations of this partnership. [Still slumping here.] Will you make mine specially good?
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From:[SPAM] - Because I love West, dammit.
Date: 2010-09-19 03:29 am (UTC)[SPAM] - AND WEST LOVES YOU
Date: 2010-09-19 03:48 am (UTC)[He holds out a fistful of deflated balloons.]
Colour preference?
[SPAM] - AND WEST LOVES YOU
Date: 2010-09-19 03:51 am (UTC)I think Ms McPhearson liked yellow, most of all.
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Date: 2010-09-19 04:10 am (UTC)Spam that's not really spam because it's that short!
Date: 2010-09-19 04:27 am (UTC)Spam that's not really spam because it's that short!
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Date: 2010-09-19 04:31 am (UTC)[Nice going with the...whatever you have on your shoulders there, West. Your fellow carnie is grinning at you from behind his stand, gradually approaching because it looks like business will be slow for the moment.]
Make a weasel. I might as well get one before you snap and choke a small child with your balloons.
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Date: 2010-09-19 05:11 am (UTC)[West just has a garish red zoot suit to show for it-- IT'S STYLISH, DAMN IT. Anyway, he pulls out a balloon and huff huff huff, inflates it, then ties it off. He casts a perplexed look at Eddie.]
But I like children...
[And he makes something that sort of resembles a weasel. Or a dog. Or a bear. He holds it out with one hand, the other going for the emergency needle he keeps to destroy the balloons in the event that somebody won't pay.]
Employee discount: one penny.
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Date: 2010-09-19 04:35 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-09-19 05:12 am (UTC)Oh, I certainly hope so! [He grins.] I want to stir them into a buying frenzy. All balloons must go.
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Date: 2010-09-19 05:02 am (UTC)[Spam.]
Date: 2010-09-19 05:27 am (UTC)I need two of your cutest fucking animals.
[Why? To prove her knives were sharp.]
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Date: 2010-09-20 12:34 am (UTC)Re: [Spam.]
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Date: 2010-09-19 06:08 am (UTC)"A zoo in the palm of your hands"?
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Date: 2010-09-20 12:36 am (UTC)no subject
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