Mine was tailored. [DEADLY SERIOUS:] Especially for me. [Pause, then he grins brightly.] I purchased it with balloon money!
[West just has a garish red zoot suit to show for it-- IT'S STYLISH, DAMN IT. Anyway, he pulls out a balloon and huff huff huff, inflates it, then ties it off. He casts a perplexed look at Eddie.]
But I like children...
[And he makes something that sort of resembles a weasel. Or a dog. Or a bear. He holds it out with one hand, the other going for the emergency needle he keeps to destroy the balloons in the event that somebody won't pay.]
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Date: 2010-09-19 05:11 am (UTC)[West just has a garish red zoot suit to show for it-- IT'S STYLISH, DAMN IT. Anyway, he pulls out a balloon and huff huff huff, inflates it, then ties it off. He casts a perplexed look at Eddie.]
But I like children...
[And he makes something that sort of resembles a weasel. Or a dog. Or a bear. He holds it out with one hand, the other going for the emergency needle he keeps to destroy the balloons in the event that somebody won't pay.]
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