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Feb. 28th, 2010 01:36 pm
major_west: (Lady West - bitchy)
[personal profile] major_west
The novelty of breasts has long since worn off. Honestly, this is simply ridiculous. I'm quite certain that I've become a woman more times than any other man on the Barge.

I could do with something to take my mind off of this rubbish. A game of cards, perhaps.

[Private to Billy]
Billy,

The wardens want us to adopt another lost homosexual.

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Date: 2010-02-28 07:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] my-freeze-ray.livejournal.com
What? Can't Tony do it?

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Date: 2010-02-28 07:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] major-west.livejournal.com
Apparently, we're the Barge's model couple.

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Date: 2010-02-28 08:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] my-freeze-ray.livejournal.com
Well, it's not like there's much competition, but still! Tony's a perfectly good rolemodel!

[Pause.]

[Yeah, he's lolling at his own joke.]

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Private - THAT'S HOW THEY ROLL

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Date: 2010-02-28 07:50 pm (UTC)
boeshane_boy: (BEING A CHICK IS KINDA FUN)
From: [personal profile] boeshane_boy
How many times is that?

I wouldn't mind a game of cards. Any good at casino?

Date: 2010-02-28 07:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] major-west.livejournal.com
Five, I believe. [Thinkinnnng] Yes. Five. That's including body swaps, of course.

Casino?
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Date: 2010-02-28 08:42 pm (UTC)
boeshane_boy: (BEING A CHICK IS KINDA RAD)
From: [personal profile] boeshane_boy
Color me impressed.

It's a card game. Somewhere between poker and solitaire.

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Date: 2010-02-28 08:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] inhumandog.livejournal.com
Well you are the lucky one.

Date: 2010-02-28 08:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] major-west.livejournal.com
Lucky? That's a word for it, I suppose.

Date: 2010-02-28 09:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] inhumandog.livejournal.com
Has this not lasted long enough? Perhaps death can reset it, if one wanted to be so dramatic.

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I wanted to say thanks for the loan of clothing. I don't mind being restricted to sweatpants.

THE ASSUMPTION IS CORRECT

Date: 2010-02-28 10:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] major-west.livejournal.com
You're welcome. I'm sorry my trousers didn't fit.

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Date: 2010-02-28 10:09 pm (UTC)
grayatonement: (elitist gswap (anne hathaway))
From: [personal profile] grayatonement
Sadly, this is my first. When I was myself to appreciate it, at least.

Date: 2010-02-28 10:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] major-west.livejournal.com
And how do you find the experience?

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Date: 2010-02-28 10:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com
That sounds...ominous.

Body switching aside, am I going to just...have to submit myself to waking up with a Y chromosome every six months?
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Date: 2010-03-01 02:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] major-west.livejournal.com
Possibly. Between the occasional gender change and the body swaps... it's quite likely. I'd say you'd get used to it, but you really never do.

Date: 2010-02-28 11:38 pm (UTC)
gimmethemap: (flood - genderswap smirk)
From: [personal profile] gimmethemap
I think I'm actually beginning to miss mine.

Date: 2010-03-01 02:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] major-west.livejournal.com
They're... cumbersome.

[WAIT, LOL, even as a chick he barely has any boobs]

In theory.

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Date: 2010-02-28 11:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] impure-tale.livejournal.com
Were you hoping for a prize?

Date: 2010-03-01 02:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] major-west.livejournal.com
Yes. A reprieve from future gender changes.

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Date: 2010-03-01 01:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mind-sculptor.livejournal.com
Just how many times have you become a woman? Is gender change that common on this... ship?

Date: 2010-03-01 02:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] major-west.livejournal.com
About five now, I believe. It's honestly the luck of the draw.

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Date: 2010-03-01 03:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lazarusrisen.livejournal.com
I'm all for cards. And I promise that I won't stare at your breasts. The Admiral decided to skip me over this time.

Date: 2010-03-01 03:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] major-west.livejournal.com
Thank you. There isn't much to stare at, to be honest.

And you're quite fortunate.

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