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[major_west]

The novelty of breasts has long since worn off. Honestly, this is simply ridiculous. I'm quite certain that I've become a woman more times than any other man on the Barge.

I could do with something to take my mind off of this rubbish. A game of cards, perhaps.

[Private to Billy]
Billy,

The wardens want us to adopt another lost homosexual.

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Private - THAT'S HOW THEY ROLL

[my-freeze-ray.livejournal.com]

Also? Seriously, why can't Tony do it? I mean, aside from the gross taste in food and the vampire fetish, he doesn't seem like too bad a choice.

[Pause]

We rioted.

Private

[major-west.livejournal.com]

I have no idea, honestly. He even has a stable relationship right now, doesn't he? We can't possibly be the only ones.

Everybody seems to forget that. [YOU CAN'T SEE IT BUT HE'S KINDA POUTING.]