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[major_west]

The novelty of breasts has long since worn off. Honestly, this is simply ridiculous. I'm quite certain that I've become a woman more times than any other man on the Barge.

I could do with something to take my mind off of this rubbish. A game of cards, perhaps.

[Private to Billy]
Billy,

The wardens want us to adopt another lost homosexual.

Comments

[thatlibbychick.livejournal.com]

Eh, it's not like it's your fault, all joking aside.

[major-west.livejournal.com]

And how do you find being a [MEMBER OF THE SUPERIOR SEX] man?

[thatlibbychick.livejournal.com]

No offense to anyone of the male persuasion, but I'm not a fan. I just don't feel like myself anymore, what with the physiological differences. Hormones, for one thing.

It's not horrible, and I think this is a good learning experience, but I'll be happy to get back into my own, normal body.

What about you, aside from getting sick of breasts?

[major-west.livejournal.com]

Longing for my proper size and strength.

[thatlibbychick.livejournal.com]

I feel you. I'm four or so inches taller, and it takes some getting used to.

...moving around with a penis attached is still irritating, too, even though this is the second time I've been a man. Granted, the first time around I turned into Barney Stinson, but still.

[major-west.livejournal.com]

Well... at least this time it's your penis. [West misses his so]

[thatlibbychick.livejournal.com]

That's going on the list of "things I never thought I'd hear." Thanks, I really needed a laugh.

Is Ripley being weird around you? I must smell different enough for animals to pick it up, because Reyes has been wary of me since this started.

[major-west.livejournal.com]

Yes, but Ripley is fairly bitey with everybody, so I thought little of it.