104 - West is quite practical.

[major_west]

...

[West tries to start a sentence, then stops himself. Then starts again. Then stops himself. This continues a few times]

As a matter of clarification: how do floods affect... ah... the showers?

That is...

I'm... not meant to use the men's showers at this time, am I? Or, being truly a man, is it... I--





I truly detest floods.

[OOC: FOR REFERENCE, West has totally still been using the men's showers. SO UH, I guess if any dude Inmates saw a chick in there? Yeah

LOL FOR FURTHER REFERENCE: West hasn't been walking around naked, so the most you saw was a chick in a towel UNLESS YOU WERE CREEPY ENOUGH TO PEEP INTO THE SHOWER STALLS which you probably were]

Comments

[no-left-arm.livejournal.com]

We're all adults here. I think you can keep using the men's shower.

LALALA THIS COMMENT IS NOW FLOATING UNTIL LJ UN-ERASES THE OTHERS

[major-west.livejournal.com]

Oh, there's a relief. These floods are an absolute pain the ass.

LA LA LA

[no-left-arm.livejournal.com]

Yeah, well, it's not like we can do anything about them, right?

[major-west.livejournal.com]

I suppose not.

So, you were lucky enough to be passed up?

[no-left-arm.livejournal.com]

Seems like it. Not complaining.

strikes readable. but he's trying to be friendly, really.

[flamefisted.livejournal.com]

I guess you aren't the only one.

But at least I have my own bathroom.

[major-west.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't, either, if I were in your position. It's just a mess right now. I absolutely cannot wait to have my own body back.

[no-left-arm.livejournal.com]

No rush Yeah, good luck there.

Warden privileges offend West, so the claws come out!

[major-west.livejournal.com]

Oh, it must be so difficult for you, having to choose between your own private bathroom and... what, exactly?

Private - LJ is evil. :c

[lazarusrisen.livejournal.com]

That was you?

Private - IT IS

[major-west.livejournal.com]

...


Probably.

Private

[lazarusrisen.livejournal.com]

Sorry for staring at you then.

[major-west.livejournal.com]

It's just a few more days.

I hope.

Private

[major-west.livejournal.com]

...


Well.


I--

You wouldn't be the first.

Aww. :c Too bad he's not beneath a bitch fight.

[flamefisted.livejournal.com]

[Private]

It's never cool when you go to check on your body and the chick that's inside of you has a hard on for her friend.

Private

[lazarusrisen.livejournal.com]

Just shower in the women's bathroom. That way you wouldn't have to deal with any of the men here.

Private

[major-west.livejournal.com]

Hold on-- what?

Private

[major-west.livejournal.com]

But I'm still a man!

And no, I was just thinking. There was a man who propositioned me for staring earlier. It was rather odd.

Private

[flamefisted.livejournal.com]

You heard me.

I'm a guy too. So - in the same predicament.

Only difference is that I don't have to use the communal bathrooms.

Which, sorry to hear, that sucks for you.

Private

[lazarusrisen.livejournal.com]

Not at the moment.

Who the hell was that?

Private

[major-west.livejournal.com]

Ah, you have my sympathies, then.

I sincerely hope the woman I traded with isn't providing her husband any sexual favours while she's me.

It's a bit awkward.

Private

[major-west.livejournal.com]

No, but... That hardly matters. I mean, physically, I may be female, but I'm not about to go prancing off in skirts and spending quality time with the girls.

I have no idea. A newer arrival, I suppose. He didn't want to do anything, just look at me.

Private:

[flamefisted.livejournal.com]

I'm hoping the same thing.

Although I'm pretty sure they're not married.

Awkward? Yeah. And a little more than that.

Private:

[major-west.livejournal.com]

Well, I'm glad haven't had the misfortune of walking in on my own body doing anything like that. It puts things into perspective.

Private

[lazarusrisen.livejournal.com]

It matters to every straight male on this boat. You might be male, but at the moment you've got breasts and a rather nice ass. People are going to stare.

Well, that's fairly creepy.