051 - SOS

[major_west]

Dear Readers,

I am on a vessel full of sodomites! SOS! Send help please before they try to molest me further.

Yours sincerely,
Henry West

Comments

[major-west.livejournal.com]

Oh, thank heavens! A man of the law! Yes, that madman masquerading as a Roman; he won't leave me in peace!

[l-law-liet.livejournal.com]

I see. Just what has he done to you so far, Sir? I need to know what you're formally charging him with. Sexual harassment? Or was it rape?

[major-west.livejournal.com]

He has threatened to sell me as a... prostitute to another man!

[l-law-liet.livejournal.com]

Accusations of harassment and prostitution then... Very well, I'll take a look around for the suspect, maybe ask you to come look at a line-up to ID the perp, then we'll see if we've got enough evidence for a warrant.

Let me know if he makes any other threats to you, or if you catch his name.

[major-west.livejournal.com]

My thanks to you for tending to this matter!