051 - SOS

[major_west]

Dear Readers,

I am on a vessel full of sodomites! SOS! Send help please before they try to molest me further.

Yours sincerely,
Henry West

Comments

[namorofthesea.livejournal.com]

What is a sodomite, concubine?

[major-west.livejournal.com]

I am not a bloody concubine!

[namorofthesea.livejournal.com]

Slave, answer my question! Your master clearly does not know how to give a proper whipping if you still speak back in such a manner!

He's too fucked up already to need a Halloween costume

[triplekill.livejournal.com]

You don't need to tell me that. Sinners, all of them! AND THEY WILL BE PUNISHED.

[major-west.livejournal.com]

Please do, sir. They won't stop trying to do inappropriate things to me.

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[triplekill.livejournal.com]

The Lord has sent his vengeance and he will see them all cast back into the pits of damnation.

[mimic-peter.livejournal.com]

I am so sorry for you.

[major-west.livejournal.com]

I only wish to return home to Mother. She's ill and requires my assistance!

[mimic-peter.livejournal.com]

Oh your poor mother!

I will keep her in my thoughts.

Inc!Wolf sees it as a challenge. >D

[flamebishonen.livejournal.com]

You don't have to worry about me molesting you, darling. You see... I'm more the molestee than the molestor... And I'd certainly enjoy feeling those lovely hands on me~ ♥

[major-west.livejournal.com]

Take your vulgarities elsewhere, to that 'Roman' madman, perhaps!

[starofbethlehem.livejournal.com]

Pardon me human, but what is a "sodomites"?

Oh goodness, are you in need of help?

[major-west.livejournal.com]

A sodomite is a man who has relations with another man.

I just wish for these men to leave me be in peace!

[my-freeze-ray.livejournal.com]

Henry! Are you all right? Are you hurt?

Do you need me?

[major-west.livejournal.com]

Dr. William! Thank goodness, a friendly face!

I feel a bit lightheaded, but... I believe I shall be alright.

Private

[notinfected.livejournal.com]

I can't recall any complaints the other night.

I would gladly reciprocate.

Private

[major-west.livejournal.com]

...reciprocate?

[stayandgloat.livejournal.com]

Oh get out of the fifties! Just because we're interested in men doesn't mean we're all interested in you.

[major-west.livejournal.com]

What do you mean by the 'fifties', Sir? It's 1887.

[razor-keen.livejournal.com]

You sound like a damsel in distress.

Need help?

[major-west.livejournal.com]

I am most certainly not a 'damsel in distress'! I am a man!

[l-law-liet.livejournal.com]

Molest you further? Sir, would you care to report someone in particular? I know it may be hard, but could you share some details with me? I promise to track down this criminal that has sexually assaulted you and see that he meets justice. Via the legal system, of course.

[major-west.livejournal.com]

Oh, thank heavens! A man of the law! Yes, that madman masquerading as a Roman; he won't leave me in peace!

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

I would offer you safe haven, as the locks on my doors appear to be quite heavy. However -- given whoever decorated this room, I don't imagine you'd feel any more comfortable here.

[major-west.livejournal.com]

My thanks for the consideration. I don't believe I will be feeling comfortable anywhere aboard this vessel.