051 - SOS

[major_west]

Dear Readers,

I am on a vessel full of sodomites! SOS! Send help please before they try to molest me further.

Yours sincerely,
Henry West

Comments

[namorofthesea.livejournal.com]

What is a sodomite, concubine?

[major-west.livejournal.com]

I am not a bloody concubine!

He's too fucked up already to need a Halloween costume

[triplekill.livejournal.com]

You don't need to tell me that. Sinners, all of them! AND THEY WILL BE PUNISHED.

[major-west.livejournal.com]

Please do, sir. They won't stop trying to do inappropriate things to me.

[mimic-peter.livejournal.com]

I am so sorry for you.

1/2

[triplekill.livejournal.com]

The Lord has sent his vengeance and he will see them all cast back into the pits of damnation.

[namorofthesea.livejournal.com]

Slave, answer my question! Your master clearly does not know how to give a proper whipping if you still speak back in such a manner!

2/2

[triplekill.livejournal.com]

I don't think that would be a good idea. Rose is still mad...

[major-west.livejournal.com]

I only wish to return home to Mother. She's ill and requires my assistance!

[major-west.livejournal.com]

Your kind ought to be locked away in Bedlam!

Re: 2/2

[major-west.livejournal.com]

Who is this Rose, and how could she be angry with enforcing the laws of our God?

[namorofthesea.livejournal.com]

I will be locked away nowhere, slave, answer me or I will find you and deliver a beating myself!

1/3

[triplekill.livejournal.com]

Rose is my warden.

2/3

[triplekill.livejournal.com]

She's a damned nuisance and a pest. She's just like all them other Satans.

3/3

[triplekill.livejournal.com]

....I think she's nice. Sometimes...

[major-west.livejournal.com]

...

A sodomite is a man who lays with another man.

[major-west.livejournal.com]

Sir, do you suffer from some sort of mental affliction?

[notinfected.livejournal.com]

Do you truly wish your Emperor's wrath?

[triplekill.livejournal.com]

Uh...what are you talking about?

Inc!Wolf sees it as a challenge. >D

[flamebishonen.livejournal.com]

You don't have to worry about me molesting you, darling. You see... I'm more the molestee than the molestor... And I'd certainly enjoy feeling those lovely hands on me~ ♥

[major-west.livejournal.com]

You express contradictory opinions! Surely you are confused.

[major-west.livejournal.com]

Take your vulgarities elsewhere, to that 'Roman' madman, perhaps!

[triplekill.livejournal.com]

The boy and I don't always see eye to eye. Don't pay him any mind. He's weak.

[major-west.livejournal.com]

Oh. I see. Very well, then.

Inc!Wolf is an embarrassment to real incubi the world over.

[flamebishonen.livejournal.com]

Aw, such mean words! You wound me! ♥ But I think you protest just a little too much... Repressed, perhaps? [giggling]