032 - West's so jittery right now...

[major_west]

BOLLOCKS! My legs itch!

So, everybody's back to normal. Oh. Good. Great. Yeah.

Skinny dipping with-- What an awful ordeal that was. At least it's over now, all's well, and we're back to our proper... selves.

[Private to the Marquis]
You're a bloke again, yeah?

Comments

[major-west.livejournal.com]

Of course I have. But it's the constant humiliation that makes the Admiral's little games here especially miserable.

[redeker-plan.livejournal.com]

You're a military man, are you not? Certainly, you're no stranger to a little embarassment here and there.

He says this as though it's an answer!

[major-west.livejournal.com]

I'm an Officer we're usually the ones doing it to others.

Re: He says this as though it's an answer!

[redeker-plan.livejournal.com]

Ah, so you're the embarassment the one embarassing others.

[major-west.livejournal.com]

During training, yes. It certainly wasn't a part of the job I relished.

[redeker-plan.livejournal.com]

Of course.

[major-west.livejournal.com]

Don't give me that patronising excuse for a response. I'm not a sadist.

[redeker-plan.livejournal.com]

Of course you aren't.

[major-west.livejournal.com]

How mature.

[redeker-plan.livejournal.com]

Is there a script you'd like me to follow? Perhaps if you fed my lines to me, this might go smoothly.

[major-west.livejournal.com]

No, I'd just prefer it if you didn't respond to everything with some condescending variation of "of course".

[redeker-plan.livejournal.com]

And my tone can be inferred?

[major-west.livejournal.com]

In the context of a conversation, the words say enough. Being, you know, words.

[redeker-plan.livejournal.com]

My goodness, what a vivid imagination you must have.

[major-west.livejournal.com]

...oh, piss off already!

[redeker-plan.livejournal.com]

Most assuredly, you have quite a temper.

[major-west.livejournal.com]

Being dead and turning into a vacuous tart for a few days has made my fuse much shorter than it used to be.

[redeker-plan.livejournal.com]

...You're dead, you say?

[major-west.livejournal.com]

Yes. Very, very dead.

[redeker-plan.livejournal.com]

...I see.

[major-west.livejournal.com]

I presume you are, too.

[redeker-plan.livejournal.com]

Not to my knowledge.

[major-west.livejournal.com]

If you're an Inmate, then you're dead. It's quite simple.

[redeker-plan.livejournal.com]

I think I might have noticed something like that.

[major-west.livejournal.com]

Evidently, you didn't.

Personally, I remember my death vividly. Some of the others don't.