032 - West's so jittery right now...

[major_west]

BOLLOCKS! My legs itch!

So, everybody's back to normal. Oh. Good. Great. Yeah.

Skinny dipping with-- What an awful ordeal that was. At least it's over now, all's well, and we're back to our proper... selves.

[Private to the Marquis]
You're a bloke again, yeah?

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Private to West

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

Every inch of me.

Private to the Marquis

[major-west.livejournal.com]

Good. Me too.

Private

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

My...what ever shall we do about that?

Private

[major-west.livejournal.com]

My legs itch, I was wearing dresses, and I think I had the Admiral give me strawberry daiquiris. I'm so fuckin' angry right--

Well, for starters, you can come to my room.

Private

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

I won't keep you waiting, sparrow.

Private

[major-west.livejournal.com]

Right. I'm kicking my heels up in anticipation as we speak.

...sorry. I'll try to be less... bitchy brusque now.

[i-hate-posses.livejournal.com]

I ain't sorry I missed out on that.

[major-west.livejournal.com]

You have no idea how much I envy you right now.

[redeker-plan.livejournal.com]

I'm sure you've experienced worse.

[major-west.livejournal.com]

Of course I have. But it's the constant humiliation that makes the Admiral's little games here especially miserable.

[redeker-plan.livejournal.com]

You're a military man, are you not? Certainly, you're no stranger to a little embarassment here and there.

He says this as though it's an answer!

[major-west.livejournal.com]

I'm an Officer we're usually the ones doing it to others.

Re: He says this as though it's an answer!

[redeker-plan.livejournal.com]

Ah, so you're the embarassment the one embarassing others.

[major-west.livejournal.com]

During training, yes. It certainly wasn't a part of the job I relished.

[redeker-plan.livejournal.com]

Of course.

[major-west.livejournal.com]

Don't give me that patronising excuse for a response. I'm not a sadist.

[redeker-plan.livejournal.com]

Of course you aren't.

[major-west.livejournal.com]

How mature.

[redeker-plan.livejournal.com]

Is there a script you'd like me to follow? Perhaps if you fed my lines to me, this might go smoothly.

[major-west.livejournal.com]

No, I'd just prefer it if you didn't respond to everything with some condescending variation of "of course".

[redeker-plan.livejournal.com]

And my tone can be inferred?

[major-west.livejournal.com]

In the context of a conversation, the words say enough. Being, you know, words.

[redeker-plan.livejournal.com]

My goodness, what a vivid imagination you must have.

[major-west.livejournal.com]

...oh, piss off already!

[redeker-plan.livejournal.com]

Most assuredly, you have quite a temper.