028 - The Great Outdoors

[major_west]

Hello? What the hell is going on here

Who else is still alive out there? Morgan?


[OOC: West's hanging around the endless corridor at the start of the Labyrinth. So all he can see is a straight line. SAVE HIM D:]

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[major-west.livejournal.com]

Ralph.

The... moss or whatever.

It's looking at me.

*fails at scaling walls*

[fathersbludgeon.livejournal.com]

What?

...It's got eyes?

it's okay, bb *patpat*

[major-west.livejournal.com]

...yes.

Eyes.

...they just blinked. At me.

Re: it's okay, bb *patpat*

[fathersbludgeon.livejournal.com]

Ah.

...You tried poking them?

[major-west.livejournal.com]

No. What if it's some... kind of monster, and the eyes are the only visible--

Okay, I poked them. I don't think they liked it.

[fathersbludgeon.livejournal.com]

Fuck the eyes; the wall moved.

The wall.

There was a route there ----- but now there's a wall.

[major-west.livejournal.com]

That's impossible. Perhaps you took a wrong turn.

[OOC: Should they find each other? :D]

[fathersbludgeon.livejournal.com]

No. I ain't stupid -- I've been keeping markers.

I turn one way. Pause. Trace straight back, and OH. Dead end all the sudden.

[OOC: Fine with me. :D]

[major-west.livejournal.com]

Great. You're in a topsy turvy magic maze, and I've been walking in a straight line for forty minutes.

Maybe you should--

Wait.

There is a... worm. And it's-- he's... he's talking. To me, I think. Let me see if--

I can't believe I'm going to talk to a worm.

[fathersbludgeon.livejournal.com]

In English?

...

Maybe you gotta chop it in two and... y'know, that thing with the two sides living... having two worms -- and they go in dire---

...

What's it saying?

After a few minutes...

[major-west.livejournal.com]

He wants me to have tea with him.

Re: After a few minutes...

[fathersbludgeon.livejournal.com]

Tea.

[major-west.livejournal.com]

...tea.

With the "missus."

[fathersbludgeon.livejournal.com]

Tea from a worm. Right.

And... I somehow doubt the "missus" is a leggy blonde. Tell it you'll pass?

I mea-

You asked it yet? Ask it where we are. OR ----

Ask it.

[major-west.livejournal.com]

I AM.

Wait.

He's really chatty. Um. "Be Right Back."

Later...

[major-west.livejournal.com]

Past the worm. Think we're in the same place as you. Stay where you are.