113 - West loves animals.

[major_west]

It would appear that I've finally found a use for this weasel. She's having quite a time with these things. In fact, I'd be willing to offer her up for demonstrations, in a bit.

[Filtered to: Billy, Charlie, Adam, Paddy, Snoop, Parker, Namor. Hereafter referred to as the "West's Awesome Gang" Filter]

After this little infestation has been cleared, I think we ought to arrange another poker game-- this time, without wardens or silly rules about 'no girls allowed'. There's some business I'd like to discuss, concerning the state of affairs for the more... human among us. Now, I am aware that you're not all strictly human, but I believe our goals may be more in line with each other than you think.

[OOC: YES THE GANG PLOT I'VE BEEN ALLUDING TO FOR AGES WILL FINALLY BEGIN. Also, edit in West's public comment was supposed to be there from the beginning; I totally forgot to add it when I was editing in the other filtered bit]

Comments

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[yourunichase]

Sounds like a damn good idea to me.

Filtered to the Filter.

[major-west.livejournal.com]

Good. I'll send a message out when this is finished.

[i-hate-posses.livejournal.com]

When and where?

Warden-pounce on your lack of filter to a public post!

[ace-hits-daleks.livejournal.com]

What's this in reply to?

And watch him lie

[i-hate-posses.livejournal.com]

It any of your business?

We were talkin' 'bout dealin' with those furry things that have been poppin' up 'round here. Or ain't I allowed to do that either?

She is! But has no proof... And shall be suspicious.

[ace-hits-daleks.livejournal.com]

I'm watching you.

[i-hate-posses.livejournal.com]

Yeah, ok.

Filter (as I'm assuming the above was meant to be filtered, as well)

[major-west.livejournal.com]

I'll have that arranged once the infestation has been dealt with.

FILTERED: It was, but I didn't say it, so I'll sort it out

[i-hate-posses.livejournal.com]

Alright.

[lazarusrisen.livejournal.com]

Let me borrow the weasel when you're done. I've been resorting to throwing these things out of the window.

[Awesome Gang Filter]

I'll be there.

[major-west.livejournal.com]

Absolutely. She's just taking a nap at the moment.

[Awesome Gang Filter]
Excellent. I'll give you the details when this is finished.

[lazarusrisen.livejournal.com]

Fantastic.

[Awesome Gang Filter]
Who else did you invite?

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[major-west.livejournal.com]

Why do you wish to know? Anybody you're particularly opposed to?

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[lazarusrisen.livejournal.com]

Not really. I just want to throw in my own two cents.

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[major-west.livejournal.com]

Fair enough.

The only people I believe we can rely on, based on how events have turned here so far-- those involved in the riot and the attack on that woman, primarily. Billy, Charlie, that Irish fellow-- Paddy-- Snoop, Ms. Parker, and Namor. They seem capable of keeping quiet around the Wardens and following through when something's asked of them. What do you think?

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[lazarusrisen.livejournal.com]

I like it.

[Private]

I think that if I work on Judas some more, we can use him as well. He's slightly gullible, but he can keep a secret.

Private - OH I'm a moron, pretend West's last comment was PRIVATE too

[major-west.livejournal.com]

The only problem I foresee is the Master's apparent connection to him. He doesn't still believe that lunatic is Jesus, does he?

[After a bit of thinking]

Do you think Captain Vidal would work well within the group?

Private - Okee dokes. :3

[lazarusrisen.livejournal.com]

I think he realizes that the Master isn't Jesus. He was pretty broken up about it when we talked a while ago. However, they might still be talking.

If he takes this as seriously as he takes his kitchen work, then I think he'd do well.

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[major-west.livejournal.com]

As soon as that connection's severed, I think he can work out.

Right then. I'll see what I can do.

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[lazarusrisen.livejournal.com]

Trust me, I'm working on it.

west's awesome gang filter.

[christ-onabike.livejournal.com]

I'm up for that. Poker games are notoriously good for organising shit, I agree.

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[major-west.livejournal.com]

It's not often business and pleasure get to be mixed here, after all. I'll give you the details once we take care of this pest problem.

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[christ-onabike.livejournal.com]

Fair enough. Any tips on that front? I'm kind of struggling to get rid of them over here.

This is when my son's snake would come in handy.

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[major-west.livejournal.com]

Stomping on them, I suppose. Drowning them could work, too.

You aren't the only one I've seen mentioning snakes as a possible solution.

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[christ-onabike.livejournal.com]

Stomping sounds like a messier, but easier method.

I saw that. I think the difference is, I wasn't being serious. That snake ate a dog. It was a bad idea all around.

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[major-west.livejournal.com]

A dog? How large was that snake?

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[christ-onabike.livejournal.com]

Bigger than Shane could handle. I didn't see it until he finally got rid of it.

It was a very small dog.

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[major-west.livejournal.com]

Ah, I see. I'd pictured a Labrador retriever.

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[christ-onabike.livejournal.com]

No, it was one of those ugly little things that women think are cute.

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[major-west.livejournal.com]

I don't see the appeal in those things. Why not get a rat? I hear they're smarter, anyway.

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[christ-onabike.livejournal.com]

Me neither. It was a peace offering to the wife, y'know. Although proper dogs are more useful than rats.

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[major-west.livejournal.com]

Very true.

[namorofthesea.livejournal.com]

I have a few drowned carcasses in my room...I am uncertain how they got in here, though my fish seems to be enjoying their flavor.

[Filter]

I will be there.

[major-west.livejournal.com]

That's a bit disturbing. What sort of fish is that?

[Filter]
Right then, I'll fill you in on the details once the pest situation has been handled.

[namorofthesea.livejournal.com]

A Spanish hogfish.

[pissinthatcup.livejournal.com]

[Snoop sounds weirdly chilled. THE TRIBBLES ARE TAKING THEIR TOLL ON HER.]

They sure as fuck ain't the worst thing ever tread this ground. Least they gentle little motherfuckers.

[Awesome gang filter]

A'ight. Y'all can call on me when you need.

[major-west.livejournal.com]

Oh, not by a long shot. I'm simply pleased to see my pet doing what it's been bred to.

[Awesome Gang Filter]
Once this matter's been dealt with, I'll give you the details.

Libby had fallen victim to their cute, soothing ways.

[thatlibbychick.livejournal.com]

You're letting Ripley kill them? They're not harmful or anything...

I've already had to tie Reyes to a door handle to keep him from doing the same.

[major-west.livejournal.com]

She's a predator. I'm letting her prey.

[thatlibbychick.livejournal.com]

Yeah...they're just so sweet, though.

I wonder if I'll be able to keep any of them...they clearly have calming properties, and they could be useful during therapy sessions. What's your take on that?

[major-west.livejournal.com]

So are many animals.

I think they should be exterminated before the population becomes even more out of control.

[thatlibbychick.livejournal.com]

Well, I know not to feed them now...

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

A demonstration sounds pretty good.

I set one on fire by mistake and...........yeah, don't try that.

[major-west.livejournal.com]

It's quite entertaining, actually. I can see now why Morgan requested this animal for me.

The smell must have been awful.