113 - West loves animals.

[major_west]

It would appear that I've finally found a use for this weasel. She's having quite a time with these things. In fact, I'd be willing to offer her up for demonstrations, in a bit.

[Filtered to: Billy, Charlie, Adam, Paddy, Snoop, Parker, Namor. Hereafter referred to as the "West's Awesome Gang" Filter]

After this little infestation has been cleared, I think we ought to arrange another poker game-- this time, without wardens or silly rules about 'no girls allowed'. There's some business I'd like to discuss, concerning the state of affairs for the more... human among us. Now, I am aware that you're not all strictly human, but I believe our goals may be more in line with each other than you think.

[OOC: YES THE GANG PLOT I'VE BEEN ALLUDING TO FOR AGES WILL FINALLY BEGIN. Also, edit in West's public comment was supposed to be there from the beginning; I totally forgot to add it when I was editing in the other filtered bit]

Comments

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[yourunichase]

Sounds like a damn good idea to me.

[i-hate-posses.livejournal.com]

When and where?

[lazarusrisen.livejournal.com]

Let me borrow the weasel when you're done. I've been resorting to throwing these things out of the window.

[Awesome Gang Filter]

I'll be there.

west's awesome gang filter.

[christ-onabike.livejournal.com]

I'm up for that. Poker games are notoriously good for organising shit, I agree.

Warden-pounce on your lack of filter to a public post!

[ace-hits-daleks.livejournal.com]

What's this in reply to?

Filtered to the Filter.

[major-west.livejournal.com]

Good. I'll send a message out when this is finished.

[major-west.livejournal.com]

Absolutely. She's just taking a nap at the moment.

[Awesome Gang Filter]
Excellent. I'll give you the details when this is finished.

west's awesome gang filter.

[major-west.livejournal.com]

It's not often business and pleasure get to be mixed here, after all. I'll give you the details once we take care of this pest problem.

Filter (as I'm assuming the above was meant to be filtered, as well)

[major-west.livejournal.com]

I'll have that arranged once the infestation has been dealt with.

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[christ-onabike.livejournal.com]

Fair enough. Any tips on that front? I'm kind of struggling to get rid of them over here.

This is when my son's snake would come in handy.

[namorofthesea.livejournal.com]

I have a few drowned carcasses in my room...I am uncertain how they got in here, though my fish seems to be enjoying their flavor.

[Filter]

I will be there.

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[major-west.livejournal.com]

Stomping on them, I suppose. Drowning them could work, too.

You aren't the only one I've seen mentioning snakes as a possible solution.

[major-west.livejournal.com]

That's a bit disturbing. What sort of fish is that?

[Filter]
Right then, I'll fill you in on the details once the pest situation has been handled.

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[christ-onabike.livejournal.com]

Stomping sounds like a messier, but easier method.

I saw that. I think the difference is, I wasn't being serious. That snake ate a dog. It was a bad idea all around.

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[major-west.livejournal.com]

A dog? How large was that snake?

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[christ-onabike.livejournal.com]

Bigger than Shane could handle. I didn't see it until he finally got rid of it.

It was a very small dog.

[namorofthesea.livejournal.com]

A Spanish hogfish.

[pissinthatcup.livejournal.com]

[Snoop sounds weirdly chilled. THE TRIBBLES ARE TAKING THEIR TOLL ON HER.]

They sure as fuck ain't the worst thing ever tread this ground. Least they gentle little motherfuckers.

[Awesome gang filter]

A'ight. Y'all can call on me when you need.

[major-west.livejournal.com]

Oh, not by a long shot. I'm simply pleased to see my pet doing what it's been bred to.

[Awesome Gang Filter]
Once this matter's been dealt with, I'll give you the details.

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[major-west.livejournal.com]

Ah, I see. I'd pictured a Labrador retriever.

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[christ-onabike.livejournal.com]

No, it was one of those ugly little things that women think are cute.

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[major-west.livejournal.com]

I don't see the appeal in those things. Why not get a rat? I hear they're smarter, anyway.

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[christ-onabike.livejournal.com]

Me neither. It was a peace offering to the wife, y'know. Although proper dogs are more useful than rats.

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[major-west.livejournal.com]

Very true.

Libby had fallen victim to their cute, soothing ways.

[thatlibbychick.livejournal.com]

You're letting Ripley kill them? They're not harmful or anything...

I've already had to tie Reyes to a door handle to keep him from doing the same.

[major-west.livejournal.com]

She's a predator. I'm letting her prey.

[thatlibbychick.livejournal.com]

Yeah...they're just so sweet, though.

I wonder if I'll be able to keep any of them...they clearly have calming properties, and they could be useful during therapy sessions. What's your take on that?

[major-west.livejournal.com]

So are many animals.

I think they should be exterminated before the population becomes even more out of control.

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

A demonstration sounds pretty good.

I set one on fire by mistake and...........yeah, don't try that.

[thatlibbychick.livejournal.com]

Well, I know not to feed them now...

FILTERED: It was, but I didn't say it, so I'll sort it out

[i-hate-posses.livejournal.com]

Alright.

And watch him lie

[i-hate-posses.livejournal.com]

It any of your business?

We were talkin' 'bout dealin' with those furry things that have been poppin' up 'round here. Or ain't I allowed to do that either?

[lazarusrisen.livejournal.com]

Fantastic.

[Awesome Gang Filter]
Who else did you invite?

She is! But has no proof... And shall be suspicious.

[ace-hits-daleks.livejournal.com]

I'm watching you.

[i-hate-posses.livejournal.com]

Yeah, ok.

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[major-west.livejournal.com]

Why do you wish to know? Anybody you're particularly opposed to?

[major-west.livejournal.com]

It's quite entertaining, actually. I can see now why Morgan requested this animal for me.

The smell must have been awful.

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[lazarusrisen.livejournal.com]

Not really. I just want to throw in my own two cents.

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[major-west.livejournal.com]

Fair enough.

The only people I believe we can rely on, based on how events have turned here so far-- those involved in the riot and the attack on that woman, primarily. Billy, Charlie, that Irish fellow-- Paddy-- Snoop, Ms. Parker, and Namor. They seem capable of keeping quiet around the Wardens and following through when something's asked of them. What do you think?

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[lazarusrisen.livejournal.com]

I like it.

[Private]

I think that if I work on Judas some more, we can use him as well. He's slightly gullible, but he can keep a secret.

Private - OH I'm a moron, pretend West's last comment was PRIVATE too

[major-west.livejournal.com]

The only problem I foresee is the Master's apparent connection to him. He doesn't still believe that lunatic is Jesus, does he?

[After a bit of thinking]

Do you think Captain Vidal would work well within the group?

Private - Okee dokes. :3

[lazarusrisen.livejournal.com]

I think he realizes that the Master isn't Jesus. He was pretty broken up about it when we talked a while ago. However, they might still be talking.

If he takes this as seriously as he takes his kitchen work, then I think he'd do well.

Private

[major-west.livejournal.com]

As soon as that connection's severed, I think he can work out.

Right then. I'll see what I can do.

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[lazarusrisen.livejournal.com]

Trust me, I'm working on it.