91 - Jailhouse Blues [Voice]

[major_west]

Congratulations. You won. Here's to an eternity of the status quo.

[After a pause]

Billy... Please tell me you're alright.

[AND IN THE BACKGROUND YOU CAN HEAR RAYNE SHOUTING THE FOLLOWING]

JESUSFUCKINGCHRISTMONKEYBALLS! SOMEONE BETTER BE LETTING ME OUT OF HERE OR-

[OOC: Major McCrazyface is in Level 0 now with a bandaged, possibly broken hand, a STILL stitched up leg, and a frown :c I'm pretty sure Inmates can't initiate private filters, hence his having to ask about Billy in public. ANYWAY. Visit him if you'd like; just spam it in this post]

Comments

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[major-west.livejournal.com]

[He scoffs] Ah well. You still have the Italian gourmands.

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[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

That's two men handling all the meals. [He smirks] I would not hire so few in my own house and it's poor business here.

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[major-west.livejournal.com]

[He smiles a bit] I'm sorry; next time, we'll come up with a better plan to keep the Barge well-fed in the event of our downfall.

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[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

Or you might at least have the decency to do a little baking while you're hatching plans for barge-domination.

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[major-west.livejournal.com]

[He laughs] Everybody assumes I bake and plan parties. It's growing a bit disconcerting.

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[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

Well it does seem that every little organized event around here starts with you. Warden meetings, poker games and such. You might have been blamed for starting the riot even if you hadn't on that merit alone.

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[major-west.livejournal.com]

I don't know why that is. You would think the others would take a bit more initiative.

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[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

Why change what produces results already?