079 - LOOKING FOR WORK

[major_west]

So, I'm leaving the kitchen. It'll be a delight to finally get the smell of garlic out of my clothing...

Honestly, you'd think that a people known for culinary prowess would learn to diversify their ingredients a bit more. To the remaining kitchen staff: garlic is not a substitute for flavour, you know. Sometimes, a bit of subtlety really makes a dish explode.

...er.

Anyway, I realise that kitchen exploits hardly make for the best reading. I have a question to pose to the rest of you. As far as Barge duties go, where is there a need for an extra hand? I was considering the Infirmary, but given that most people here bleed out before they make it in the first place, it seems that would be a waste of manpower.

Ah. Also, with that port out of the way-- and barring any floods-- I believe it's time to talk about that basketball game again. Wardens versus Inmates. And before you answer, Billy: yes, you have to play. For killing my character with that gnome--

Comments

[major-west.livejournal.com]

Well, barring any floods, it should be soon. Of course, in saying that, I've probably damned us to a flood.

[kurt-bamf.livejournal.com]

Yes, I'm certain we will all become snowmen tomorrow, thanks to you.

[major-west.livejournal.com]

Well, so long as we're snowmen with a great deal of mobility-- oh, I don't even want to consider the possibility.

[kurt-bamf.livejournal.com]

Also, we'll need different assortments. We can't all wear the same top hat, carrot noses, and buttons, now can we?

Actually, nevermind. We're likely giving the Admiral ideas.