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So, I'm leaving the kitchen. It'll be a delight to finally get the smell of garlic out of my clothing...

Honestly, you'd think that a people known for culinary prowess would learn to diversify their ingredients a bit more. To the remaining kitchen staff: garlic is not a substitute for flavour, you know. Sometimes, a bit of subtlety really makes a dish explode.

...er.

Anyway, I realise that kitchen exploits hardly make for the best reading. I have a question to pose to the rest of you. As far as Barge duties go, where is there a need for an extra hand? I was considering the Infirmary, but given that most people here bleed out before they make it in the first place, it seems that would be a waste of manpower.

Ah. Also, with that port out of the way-- and barring any floods-- I believe it's time to talk about that basketball game again. Wardens versus Inmates. And before you answer, Billy: yes, you have to play. For killing my character with that gnome--

Yes, he really can play basketball.

Date: 2009-04-03 03:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] exploringdaniel.livejournal.com
Basketball? Count me in. I'm pretty good at basketball, if I do say so myself.

Date: 2009-04-03 03:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] major-west.livejournal.com
Oh? Very well, consider yourself signed up.

Date: 2009-04-03 03:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] exploringdaniel.livejournal.com
Great. Who else is playing so far?

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Date: 2009-04-03 03:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] my-freeze-ray.livejournal.com
It's not my fault you rolled those natural ones and Harley the Bard had a +1 set of throwing daggers that came in handy just at the right time! You shouldn't have done that to his chickens anyway!

They were his livelihood!

Date: 2009-04-03 03:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] major-west.livejournal.com
It should be physically impossible for a creature who barely comes up to my knee to kill me.

...

And...

Shouldn't rogues be expected to take somebody else's chickens with lethal force?
Edited Date: 2009-04-03 03:46 am (UTC)

2/3

Date: 2009-04-03 03:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] major-west.livejournal.com
And I believe my rogue had a prejudice against gnomes-- stemming back from a childhood incident at a circus...

3/3

Date: 2009-04-03 03:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] major-west.livejournal.com
...and I'm not terribly good at this game.

1/3

Date: 2009-04-03 09:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] my-freeze-ray.livejournal.com
Yeah, well, if it had just been one or two then this wouldn't have mattered, but you can't launch a full on war on a mans entire chicken coop without expecting him to notice!

2/3

Date: 2009-04-03 09:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] my-freeze-ray.livejournal.com
...and Bonhams anti-gnome prejudices will give him a +2 bonus on his to hit rolls against them when he gets back to the earth realm...

Date: 2009-04-03 04:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gonnadiesomeday.livejournal.com
Basketball. Could be fun, I guess. Sign me up or whatever, captain.

Date: 2009-04-03 05:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] major-west.livejournal.com
Right. You're signed--

Wait, what's your name and... status?

Date: 2009-04-03 05:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gonnadiesomeday.livejournal.com
Logan. Inmate. And just bubbling over with enthusiasm to meet new people!

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Date: 2009-04-03 04:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kurt-bamf.livejournal.com
Count me in for that game whenever it comes around.

Date: 2009-04-03 05:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] major-west.livejournal.com
Well, barring any floods, it should be soon. Of course, in saying that, I've probably damned us to a flood.

Date: 2009-04-03 05:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kurt-bamf.livejournal.com
Yes, I'm certain we will all become snowmen tomorrow, thanks to you.

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Date: 2009-04-03 05:09 am (UTC)
grayatonement: (badass)
From: [personal profile] grayatonement
I won't play.

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Date: 2009-04-03 05:24 am (UTC)
grayatonement: (bring it (heroes: v2?))
From: [personal profile] grayatonement
...

Because.. I can't control my anger right now. If one of them

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Private - Assumes or spam?

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Date: 2009-04-03 06:59 am (UTC)

He underestimates her because of her boobs

Date: 2009-04-05 05:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] major-west.livejournal.com
Excellent. Another for the Wardens.

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Date: 2009-04-03 12:09 pm (UTC)
gimmethemap: (smirkysmirk)
From: [personal profile] gimmethemap
May I? I promise I won't make you teach me to throw a basketball. I kind of already know.

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Date: 2009-04-05 05:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] major-west.livejournal.com
I gathered that, yes.

And you don't need my permission. Just don't threaten me over this nonsense again.

Date: 2009-04-03 10:13 pm (UTC)
whatweoncewere: (thinking cap on)
From: [personal profile] whatweoncewere
We could always use more security people.

Date: 2009-04-05 05:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] major-west.livejournal.com
Really? Despite my being an Inmate?

What would my authority duties include?

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