088 - A very important question.
Jun. 23rd, 2009 09:56 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
major_west[Private to Billy]
It has come to my attention that--
...
[There is a long pause before he hurriedly writes out]
I'm not too thin, am I?
[OOC: THANKS A LOT, LIBBY!
And no, West isn't anorexic, he's just skinny-- but now the IDEA is in his head]
It has come to my attention that--
...
[There is a long pause before he hurriedly writes out]
I'm not too thin, am I?
[OOC: THANKS A LOT, LIBBY!
And no, West isn't anorexic, he's just skinny-- but now the IDEA is in his head]
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1/2 - Private
Date: 2009-06-23 04:24 pm (UTC)2/2 - Private
Date: 2009-06-23 04:24 pm (UTC)Though you are very thin.
3 - Surprise!
Date: 2009-06-23 04:25 pm (UTC)Private
Date: 2009-06-23 04:55 pm (UTC)Private 2/2
Date: 2009-06-23 04:55 pm (UTC)Private GO GO REVERSE TACTICS!
Date: 2009-06-23 05:02 pm (UTC)Do you think I should try to bulk up?
Private THEY ARE AN AMAZING PAIR
Date: 2009-06-23 05:03 pm (UTC)...
Do you think I ought to eat more?
Private I LOVE THEIR INEPTNESS :C
Date: 2009-06-23 05:11 pm (UTC)I mean, unless you're finding yourself particularly hungry?
Private
Date: 2009-06-23 05:25 pm (UTC)Libby seems to think I have an eating disorder.
Private
Date: 2009-06-23 05:29 pm (UTC)Private
Date: 2009-06-23 05:35 pm (UTC)Private - He remembers them in the flood. Because I want him to mock Libby's taste in men :c
Date: 2009-06-23 05:41 pm (UTC)Doesn't she fancy that Italian guy who always has to "sample" the dinner before it's ready? Maybe she's kind of biased...
Private - And Libby expects West to do this, so:
Date: 2009-06-23 05:43 pm (UTC)Oh, she absolutely does. I think she's too good for him, mind.
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But we're not allowed to tell anybody. I don't blame her-- I'd be embarrassed, too, if I fancied a man of that girth.
Private - YAY, GOSSIP TIME!
Date: 2009-06-23 06:20 pm (UTC)I know, he's such a jerk, and she's so pretty, and cool, and like, the only sane girl on this entire boat!
Yeah, I won't tell anyone, I mean, It'd just sound like I was insulting her...
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Did she say... why?
Private - SUCH. GIRLS.
Date: 2009-06-23 06:30 pm (UTC)Exactly! I don't know what she sees in him, honestly; he and his ilk can barely string together a sentence without resorting to the word 'fuck.' I would have hoped that she'd settle for somebody with a bit more class.
Ah, apparently, he's 'kind and sweet.' If I had a pound for every girl who's told me that...
Private - Have an AMAZING WITTY JOKE!
Date: 2009-06-23 06:40 pm (UTC)Yes! I mean, obviously, everyone's into different body types, and... I guess some people could find that attractive... but he's an idiot and he doesn't do any work, he hangs out with Ralph of all people...
Heh, If you had a pound for every girl who'd told you that, Libby might not be calling you anorexic!
Private
Date: 2009-06-23 06:54 pm (UTC)Eh, I don't see the appeal in that type, myself. I tried it, once, and-- nevermind.
No, I suppose she would find me incredibly attractive then.
Private
Date: 2009-06-24 07:09 pm (UTC)Maybe next port I should go clothes shopping. If It's not somewhere terrible, I mean.
I don't think I like that type either, I much prefer guys who are sort of angular, and wiry.
Private
Date: 2009-06-24 07:20 pm (UTC)Private
Date: 2009-06-24 07:31 pm (UTC)