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Has this entire Barge gone mad? You people sound even more incoherent and ridiculous than usual! I mean, honestly! I'd have at least expected certain wardens to retain a bit of professional integrity.
The lengths people here will go to in order to coddle a bunch of fairy tale monsters while normal people are the ones who die every week is absolutely ridiculous. If caving in to a creature's demands-- an aggressive creature who preys on humans-- is all it took to keep the peace, then I now realise that I should have simply tossed a man over to the Infected every day back home. Things would have gone swimmingly then.
It would be much more sensible to lock the vampires up and let them starve, rather than attempt to turn this place into a floating blood bank to satisfy one person's endlessly reiterated fetish. If we come into blood later on down the line, their wardens can bring them back. Simple.
It'd be for the greater good.
It would be much more sensible to lock the vampires up and let them starve, rather than attempt to turn this place into a floating blood bank to satisfy one person's endlessly reiterated fetish. If we come into blood later on down the line, their wardens can bring them back. Simple.
It'd be for the greater good.
062 - I feel pretty, oh so pretty!
Jan. 3rd, 2009 12:53 amOh, quit complaining, all of you. It'll be over in a few days, as it always is. Honestly, is this any worse than a standard flood? You only look different.
[OOC: And he's so pretending that he didn't just have some insane fit of emo and crack open his Christmas booze at the sight of himself. SO. A LITTLE GIRL MIGHT BE GETTING ALCOHOL POISONING BECAUSE SHE'S TRYING TO DRINK LIKE A GROWN MAN. Somebody stop him plz :c]
[OOC: And he's so pretending that he didn't just have some insane fit of emo and crack open his Christmas booze at the sight of himself. SO. A LITTLE GIRL MIGHT BE GETTING ALCOHOL POISONING BECAUSE SHE'S TRYING TO DRINK LIKE A GROWN MAN. Somebody stop him plz :c]
I believe a very thorough thinning of the herd is called for.
057 - THANK ETHAN FOR THIS
Nov. 22nd, 2008 08:05 pm[In frenzied sort of handwriting, which has since been scribbled out]
Billy, are y--
[Annnd he never finishes what he's writing, because he's run off thanks to Ethan]
[Edit: Several hours later]
Well. That was excessive.
[Annnd he never finishes what he's writing, because he's run off thanks to Ethan]
[Edit: Several hours later]
Well. That was excessive.
The worst thing about that flood: there was no party.
Oh. My mistake. Between being called a 'concubine' and having that buffoon Jim all over me, that was perhaps the best thing about the flood.
Regardless of that... CPR as a cure for blood-loss? You were quite lucky on that one, Billy.
Oh. My mistake. Between being called a 'concubine' and having that buffoon Jim all over me, that was perhaps the best thing about the flood.
Regardless of that... CPR as a cure for blood-loss? You were quite lucky on that one, Billy.
046 - I HATE THIS PLACE.
Oct. 19th, 2008 10:19 pm[Private to Self]
She's gone I really didn't want to lead.
[Private to the Marquis]
How is life on the Barge? You must be enjoying some relaxation without all the noise and violence.
[OOC: Forward dated to after these events. This takes place while West's presumably JUST been patched up by the med types after getting some mild acid burns on his right arm and around the collarbone and chest.]
[Private to the Marquis]
How is life on the Barge? You must be enjoying some relaxation without all the noise and violence.
[OOC: Forward dated to after these events. This takes place while West's presumably JUST been patched up by the med types after getting some mild acid burns on his right arm and around the collarbone and chest.]
045 - Too Pissed to Make This Private
Oct. 9th, 2008 01:37 pmMorgan:
If the goal of 'therapy' was to make me never trust anybody again, congratulations. It worked. If I wanted to be trapped in a room with somebody trying to molest me, I'd go see a priest.
The Real Dr. Crane:
I have your glasses. I assume, anyway, that these are yours.
Billy:
I don't know if I should have any coffee in my present state of mind. Perhaps we can find something else to do.
Marquis:
Jim thinks you're "depraved" and the source of my nightmares. Idiot.
Jim:
I presume you're reading this. I have your notebook. And I've read it.
If the goal of 'therapy' was to make me never trust anybody again, congratulations. It worked. If I wanted to be trapped in a room with somebody trying to molest me, I'd go see a priest.
The Real Dr. Crane:
I have your glasses. I assume, anyway, that these are yours.
Billy:
I don't know if I should have any coffee in my present state of mind. Perhaps we can find something else to do.
Marquis:
Jim thinks you're "depraved" and the source of my nightmares. Idiot.
Jim:
I presume you're reading this. I have your notebook. And I've read it.
40 - He'll probably regret this later
Sep. 24th, 2008 07:19 amIf somebody has something to say to me regarding certain 'revelations' from the flood or that ridiculous little story being circulated, then be a man and say it already.
[OOC: He's mad because 1) the timing of the porno story with him accidentally coming out 2) Charlie implied that he wasn't a man and 3) Gene was being weird at him over being gay after the flood (or he at least perceived it that way). D:]
[OOC: He's mad because 1) the timing of the porno story with him accidentally coming out 2) Charlie implied that he wasn't a man and 3) Gene was being weird at him over being gay after the flood (or he at least perceived it that way). D:]
039 - ACTION
Sep. 22nd, 2008 10:31 pmWest stared at the door, papers rolled up in one fist as the other hand pressed against the wood. He didn't know what to say right now-- he was just angry, hurt, confused. Why'd he do this? Why? It was clear the story had been in the works for a while-- you couldn't get that length in one day-- but to distribute it now? Was this because he went out to have one (which turned into about fifteen) bloody drink with somebody else?
Well. West didn't know what he was going to do, how he'd react to the Marquis's face, but he had to tackle this somehow. And so, he slammed his open palm against the door several times... to make his knock sound as angry as possible.
Well. West didn't know what he was going to do, how he'd react to the Marquis's face, but he had to tackle this somehow. And so, he slammed his open palm against the door several times... to make his knock sound as angry as possible.
[Private to the Marquis]
YOU SAID IT WOULD WASH OFF! Never come within ten feet of me with a quill again!
[/Private]
Billy-- Dr. Horrible, whatever it is you go by normally-- I'd rather put the awkwardness of the flood behind us. Meet me for a drink at the pub so we can just have a good laugh about it?I really don't mean this in any flirtatious way.
YOU SAID IT WOULD WASH OFF! Never come within ten feet of me with a quill again!
[/Private]
Billy-- Dr. Horrible, whatever it is you go by normally-- I'd rather put the awkwardness of the flood behind us. Meet me for a drink at the pub so we can just have a good laugh about it?
033 - Action!
Sep. 13th, 2008 03:43 pm[I don't wanna do a fancy description. Anybody on the first floor may be able to hear West shouting various threats of violence at Crane through Crane's closed door. And trying to kick it open. Because he wants to kill him for being Cillian Murphy. So somebody should stop him now-- but fair warning, male or female, he'll probably punch you in the face.]
...where did all my trousers go?!
If this is some sort of statement from the Admiral, I am not amused.
If this is some sort of statement from the Admiral, I am not amused.
029 - Status Update - Hour 6
Aug. 24th, 2008 01:39 am1. Still alive. "Certain Death" wasn't so certain, after all.
2. Apparently, the flowers here can be quite violent.
3. I hate this rubbish place.
4. I'm going to kill that fairy queen or whatever he calls himself.
5. Found Morgan.
6. She's a... yeti now.I think. Once again, I have to babysit her on Port. And I'm the Inmate here.
2. Apparently, the flowers here can be quite violent.
3. I hate this rubbish place.
4. I'm going to kill that fairy queen or whatever he calls himself.
5. Found Morgan.
6. She's a... yeti now.
022 - Awwwkward
Jul. 28th, 2008 12:21 amWell. That wasn't an entirely disagreeable experience. Actually, I found it quite relaxing.
...oh fuck--
[Private to the Marquis]
Never tell anybody. Ever. And if you even think about putting it in one of your stories, so help me I'll throw you off this bloody barge.
And... thanks. I guess. For trying not to take advantage.
...oh fuck--
[Private to the Marquis]
Never tell anybody. Ever. And if you even think about putting it in one of your stories, so help me I'll throw you off this bloody barge.
