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If somebody has something to say to me regarding certain 'revelations' from the flood or that ridiculous little story being circulated, then be a man and say it already.

[OOC: He's mad because 1) the timing of the porno story with him accidentally coming out 2) Charlie implied that he wasn't a man and 3) Gene was being weird at him over being gay after the flood (or he at least perceived it that way). D:]

Date: 2008-09-24 01:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fathersbludgeon.livejournal.com
...We alright?

Date: 2008-09-24 02:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] major-west.livejournal.com
Sure. Why wouldn't we be?

Private

Date: 2008-09-24 02:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] major-west.livejournal.com
...just say it.

Is this about the story?

Private

Date: 2008-09-24 02:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] major-west.livejournal.com
Oh. Why would that make me regard you differently? So long as you didn't write it-- which, given the subject matter, is what I'm assuming the case to be-- I've no problem with you.

Private

Date: 2008-09-24 02:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fathersbludgeon.livejournal.com
No reason. Forget I said anything.

Private - WELL NOW HE'S CURIOUS

Date: 2008-09-24 02:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] major-west.livejournal.com
I wouldn't be too upset by it, if I were you. It doesn't seem to be catching on as much as the last story.

Private

Date: 2008-09-24 03:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fathersbludgeon.livejournal.com
... You seem awful fucking rosy relaxed philosophical about it.

Private

Date: 2008-09-24 03:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] major-west.livejournal.com
Is that a problem? I've already gotten into a fight over the damn thing.

Private

Date: 2008-09-24 03:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] major-west.livejournal.com
Yes. Would you rather I ran around screaming and frothing at the mouth like Charlie?

Private

Date: 2008-09-24 03:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fathersbludgeon.livejournal.com
Sounds like you already did.

Private

Date: 2008-09-24 03:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] major-west.livejournal.com
From attacking the wrong person.

Private

Date: 2008-09-24 03:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] major-west.livejournal.com
I don't know who actually wrote it. I just know the Marquis didn't.

Private

Date: 2008-09-24 04:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] major-west.livejournal.com
Yes. Why would I lie about this?

Re: Private

Date: 2008-09-24 04:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fathersbludgeon.livejournal.com
Because it looks pretty fucking similar to his usual work, Sparrow.

Private

Date: 2008-09-24 04:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] major-west.livejournal.com
Don't call me that. I don't like it when anybody calls me that.

Private

Date: 2008-09-24 04:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fathersbludgeon.livejournal.com
Whatever.

How'd you know it ain't his, tough guy?
From: [identity profile] major-west.livejournal.com
He told me it wasn't.

For one, he hasn't denied any of the other things he's written before. Why would he start now? And I really doubt he's stupid enough to write a story targeting us three specifically, when there are others less likely to kill him for it on the Barge.

Private - and they are. D:

Date: 2008-09-24 05:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fathersbludgeon.livejournal.com
He told you? What are you, a fucking high school girl? That don't mean shit.

I hate to start with the conspiracy theories, but Madonna Santa, you don't give this guy enough credit.

Private

Date: 2008-09-24 05:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] major-west.livejournal.com
He's never been dishonest with me before.

Conspiracy theories? You think this is some plot by him to do what, exactly? Get himself beaten to death?

Private

Date: 2008-09-24 05:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fathersbludgeon.livejournal.com
He bases it around the wrong guys because he knows he'll get away with it.

The second his warden became an uptight cunt, he knew he had to get creative. You go to an extreme and guess what happens? You can pass the blame.

He's an exhibitionist. He gets his work out there while she becomes this fucking maternal warden all over again.

He just gotta say, "But I wouldn't do that -- that's stupid", maybe change a few things in his style, and hey presto. He's in the clear.

Private

Date: 2008-09-24 05:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] major-west.livejournal.com
That's... actually a very good theory.

Private 2/2

Date: 2008-09-24 05:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] major-west.livejournal.com
But he's a friend of mine. I haven't done anything to warrant being included.

Private

Date: 2008-09-24 06:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] major-west.livejournal.com
Nothing that I know of.

Private

Date: 2008-09-24 06:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fathersbludgeon.livejournal.com
That kinda confirms it.

Private

Date: 2008-09-24 06:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] major-west.livejournal.com
What? I think he'd tell me if he was upset-- and... he seemed genuinely confused when I confronted him about it. I don't know if he's that good an actor.

Re: Private

Date: 2008-09-24 06:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fathersbludgeon.livejournal.com
By including you, not only do you not suspect him, but you help get Charlie put out of action. Had I tried to put a bullet in the zitellona's eye, Moe Green style, you'da gone for me too, right?

In-fucking-genius.

Private

Date: 2008-09-24 06:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fathersbludgeon.livejournal.com
You still defending him?

Private

Date: 2008-09-24 06:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] major-west.livejournal.com
I don't know anymore.

Private

Date: 2008-09-24 07:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] major-west.livejournal.com
I just don't know if I believe your scenario entirely yet. It could be all that, or it could be much simpler: it was a prank.

Besides. Charlie already broke his writing hand. Isn't that enough?

Private

Date: 2008-09-24 07:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fathersbludgeon.livejournal.com
Enough? Not where I come from.

Private

Date: 2008-09-24 07:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] major-west.livejournal.com
I had to listen to him scream. I don't want to do that again. Leave me out of it.

West

Date: 2008-09-24 11:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notverylordly.livejournal.com
Actually, I got nothing.

Much as I actively dislike you, where I'm from (for the most part, there will always be crazies) it doesn't matter who you kriff as long as you're happy.

I still actively dislike you. And I'll deny I said this.

But don't get worked up about something so trivial.



Private - you totally broke his brain there

Date: 2008-09-24 11:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] major-west.livejournal.com
Oh.

Thanks. I still hate you, too.
Edited Date: 2008-09-24 11:30 pm (UTC)

Re: Private - you totally broke his brain there

Date: 2008-09-24 11:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notverylordly.livejournal.com
Of course Major of course.

Wouldn't want them to think we'd grown as people.

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