140 // Voice

[major_west]

[There's a very, VERY long silence, and finally West says:]

Balloons.

[Another silence, then he clicks his tongue disgustedly.]

Of all the absurdities.

[CLICK.]

[OOC: WORKING THROUGH BACKLOG OF TAGS.]

Comments

[my-freeze-ray.livejournal.com]

Hey, speaking as a military man, how familiar are you with the fourteen ways of killing someone with a balloon?

[major-west.livejournal.com]

I can think of... two, perhaps? Rather straightforward: strangulation or suffocation.

[my-freeze-ray.livejournal.com]

...Do you really think you could strangle someone with a balloon? They don't seem like they'd be strong enough.

[major-west.livejournal.com]

It would depend on the size of the balloon. The, ah... thickness? [WEST KNOWS NOTHING ABOUT BALLOONS.]

[my-freeze-ray.livejournal.com]

You really did lose all those amazing balloon skills with the end of the flood, didn't you? How will we make ends meet now?

[He enjoyed the flood :c]

[major-west.livejournal.com]

It appears we'll have to rely on your knack for manual labour.

Did you shave, or did the beard vanish with the flood? I think I miss it already.

[my-freeze-ray.livejournal.com]

We're doomed. How about we stick to a life of crime?

The beard just vanished, I felt a sudden decrease in my manliness.

[major-west.livejournal.com]

Perhaps that's more fitting for the Barge.

Shame, it suited you. Still, I think I can live without it.

SOWING THE SEEDS OF A LATER ARGUMENT HERE.

[my-freeze-ray.livejournal.com]

It actually kinda feels like it's been a while since we last did any crime. This port was fun. It was like... I don't know, kinda nostalgic.

You liked it? I could try and grow it back if you think it looked good...

[HE'LL FAIL, MASTER STYLE.]