128 - RE: MASSIVE POOL OF BLOOD // Voice

[major_west]

[West sounds ANGRY. When West is angry, his voice gets scary and authoritative. HAVE FUN:]

What the fuck is wrong with the lot of you? You have no fucking respect for where your food comes from; none at all! Like a pack of wild children...

[Filtered to KITCHEN STAFF... minus Rube, because he wouldn't approve :c]
I've had it with their fundamental lack of respect for us. I say we go on strike. Cook meals for ourselves, and give the rest of them rations of beans and toast until they learn to behave like civilised people.

[OOC: Well uh... I just thought it was weird that nobody posted "OMGWTF" in response to the massive pool of blood in the kitchen. So I'm assuming West wanted to pull an extra shift for breakfast because he's a workaholic, and voila. HOPE THIS ISN'T STEPPING ON ANY TOES.

Or, hell, even if whoever was meant to find it still wants to write up a finding it post, this is just West's general reaction to flagrant DISRESPECT OF THE KITCHEN. The end.]

Comments

I think that we were waiting on the person who was meant to find it?

[yourunichase]

I fucking agree. Fuck this fucking shit. Really. I vote fucking strike.

UHH should I delete this, then? It just... it's the next day already :\

[major-west.livejournal.com]

[Filter]
Good. They're long overdue for a lesson.

No, fuck it. Keep it.

[yourunichase]

[Filter]

Yes in-fucking-deed. They fucking whined about sandwiches, well fuck them.

WILL DO

[major-west.livejournal.com]

[Filter]
I'm tempted to say we shouldn't even toast the bread for them. This is unbelievable.

FILTER THREADJACK

[my-freeze-ray.livejournal.com]

You know, every month we get those giant burlap sacks full of pumpkin seeds, and we never ever use them.

Probably the barge is suffering from a severe depletion of... pumpkin... vitamins or something.

Filter.

[yourunichase]

Maybe we should just fucking feed them nothing but fucking pumpkin seeds.

FILTER

[major-west.livejournal.com]

There we have it, then: breakfast is served.

Paddy will be in favour of this industrial action. Just don't fudge the ballot. /british in joke

[christ-onabike.livejournal.com]

OOC

[deathmerciful.livejournal.com]

Louis and Aleera discovered the blood because hello a room full of blood we can smell that bitch but were not the "official" discoverers. Louis wouldn't eat it because it was technicallyu dead blood but Aleera went to town. If West was there he would might have seen them, Louis wouldn't have stayed long. :3

OOC

[major-west.livejournal.com]

GOT IT. I'll just keep it vague as to whether West saw anything (as I imagine the kitchen staff would have to clean up this mess), or if he's just pissed off from hearing about it. It just, like I said, seems peculiar to NOT comment on it at this point, since the kitchen staff... kinda needs to be able to react to it, since a massive bloodbath where they work affects them. SO HOPEFULLY THE "OFFICIAL" DISCOVERER WON'T CARE.

OOC

[wichita-kansas.livejournal.com]

IT'S COOL, MAN. Sorry for the lack of clarification on this; it's been kinda messy because I've been in a wonky Hawaiian timezone. This post is totally fine! Even if Aleera discovered it, I can't imagine that she licked it perfectly clean, haha. VAGUE IS GOOD! SORRY AGAIN!

Re: OOC

[fullmetalcorset.livejournal.com]

Aleera did not perfectly clean! But she probably had a good time with at least some!

:D

Kitchen Nightmares Filter

[fuckitybye]

I agree this latest fuckup is fucking disgusting and we're surrounded by a pack of ingrate arseholes, but if there's going to be a strike, shouldn't there be some terms? Beyond "be nice to us, twatwipes"?

Kitchen Nightmares Filter

[major-west.livejournal.com]

It wasn't a terribly serious suggestion, to be honest.

Kitchen Nightmares Filter

[fuckitybye]

Why not? People keep being giant hemorrhoids to the staff, seems the staff should eventually do something.

he probably doesn't much care about the blood. so, hi, have some douchebaggery!

[couldgo4aslice.livejournal.com]

I'll have more respect for the kitchen when they make good food. Simple as that.

[major-west.livejournal.com]

Yes, take a number and get in line. We've heard quite enough from the backseat chefs of the Barge.

[easy-aspie.livejournal.com]

I understand that you're, y'know, upset. It's a horrible thing that happened, and it's - it's unsanitary, and disrespectful. But I also sort of feel like we'd just be punishing the wrong people. J-just one man's opinion.

[major-west.livejournal.com]

Hardly. I think everybody could do with the simple reality check that their actions affect everybody else here.

[easy-aspie.livejournal.com]

I just - if they don't already know that admittedly-obvious fact then I don't... don't see how not feeding them is going to make that any clearer.

[fullmetalcorset.livejournal.com]

I think trying to blame everyone for this is going a little far, Major.

[major-west.livejournal.com]

If you think that I'm claiming this to be a group conspiracy, you're an imbecile. I'm referring to the most recent in a long string of uncivilised actions perpetuated by the people here.

[fullmetalcorset.livejournal.com]

Ah yes, "the lot of you" implies a minority... How foolish of me.

Sorry, he's kind of EXTRA PISSY today

[major-west.livejournal.com]

No, that's not what I-- what's the use in even attempting to explain if you're going to purposefully pick at the wrong meaning?

Forget it, you're a waste of my time, and I have work to do.

Stoic and bitchiness doesn't mix!

[fullmetalcorset.livejournal.com]

It would be wiser for you to explicitly contact those on janitorial duty, rather than work up frustration.

[ace-hits-daleks.livejournal.com]

Oi! It's not like I had anything to do with it!

[major-west.livejournal.com]

Then either help us clean this mess, or shut up.

[ace-hits-daleks.livejournal.com]

There's only so much I can do about rancid gore before I feel the need to throw up! I'll get back on it when I'm not about to spew...

[major-west.livejournal.com]

I would think that one would become quite accustomed to the sight of gore after spending time here.

[ace-hits-daleks.livejournal.com]

I've seen my share of the dead, thanks... Seeing what looks like human wallpaper paste's another matter.

[lazarusrisen.livejournal.com]

What is it now?

[major-west.livejournal.com]

Somebody splashed blood all around the kitchen. Par for course around here, of course, but it becomes quite tiring after two years of this nonsense.

[lazarusrisen.livejournal.com]

The most effective thing here is slowly becoming to do nothing.

[tadwizard.livejournal.com]

I think someone was murdered, I don't think the fact that it was in the kitchen is the most important part.

That is unsanitary, though, but I don't think whoever did it gives a shit.

Sorry, Tony, West doesn't like talking to you on a good day, let alone a "I have to clean this" day

[major-west.livejournal.com]

Fiter - Okay, internet. Posting comment take 7..

[grayatonement]

If you go on strike, I'm happy to help.

Fiter

[major-west.livejournal.com]

It wasn't a serious suggestion, but it is tempting to give them something to actually complain about.

Fiter

[grayatonement]

It should be serious, real. We deserve better. They don't give us keys, benefits. We don't even get to eat first. What is the benefit of working in the kitchen aside from getting our wardens off our backs? Hm?

With this, and other attacks.. it's obvious no one cares, appreciates. They expect you to work for them like a waiter.