116 - Taking a break from his emo

[major_west]

If I-- that is, my... soldier... shagged any of... er, your loved ones, I apologise. My men... they were all really quite young, and they hadn't seen any women in quite some time before we died. They thought the human race was dead-- all of it, except for us. You can imagine the relief, then, that one would feel upon coming out of that situation.

That's all I have to say about that flood.

[ADDED LATER: Private to the Admiral & Morgan]
I want them back. I don't care if they're here or on another Barge, somewhere else.

[OOC: ALRIGHT, so Clifton was sort of hitting on all sorts of ladies because he just got back from an apocalyptic sausage fest; HOWEVER, I'm not patient enough to hit on all the girls, and I didn't troll quite as many as I'd intended. If you were playing an easy chick and want to assume he boned you, GO AHEAD. Otherwise, I figure there's just an annoyed Paddy and Cox C:]

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[major-west.livejournal.com]

I don't know what to offer you. What do I have that's worth a man's soul?

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[bargemods.livejournal.com]

With Captain Adams' word, the price need not be so high.

Consider strongly what the phrase 'model citizen' should mean, and for the next month or two, I suggest you practice it stridently.

I will be monitoring your behavior.

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[major-west.livejournal.com]

And here I thought I already was one.

Very well.

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[bargemods.livejournal.com]

So pretend for a moment that the level you are at now, in terms of good behavior, is average, or even slightly below average. Because why should I consider it just payment for this endeavor if you simply continue to act as normal? That requires no effort on your part, and the souls of your men mean a good deal more than that, don't they?

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[major-west.livejournal.com]

Bartering for a man's soul completely distasteful, I hope you know.

But very well. I'll behave.

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[bargemods.livejournal.com]

I'm not the one that decides where they go if not here. I just have to have the means and the justification to pull the strings.