096 - West is still an asshole

[major_west]

This is perhaps the first time I have been able to use these showers without having to bear witness to the aftermath of male shedding. Thank goodness for small favours and sudden departures.

[OOC: YEAH SO back when we had our hairy Italian guys, I was going to have West put up a big whiny post about the showers being gross with body hair. BUT NOW THEY'RE ALL GONE, BUT FOR RALPH, so you get the opposite post now. My characters love insulting each other]

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[lazarusrisen.livejournal.com]

Two weeks longer or so. Not that much longer, thankfully. People are disgusting.

[major-west.livejournal.com]

I agree. At least my men knew to clean up after themselves.

[lazarusrisen.livejournal.com]

You know, I don't think we ever talked too much about your men. You bring them up all the time, but I don't think we ever talked about them.

[major-west.livejournal.com]

Sorry. They're all that I had left, by the end.

[lazarusrisen.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry about that.

[major-west.livejournal.com]

It's fine. You lose people in war, and this was no different.

[lazarusrisen.livejournal.com]

I know all about that.

[major-west.livejournal.com]

It must be some comfort, at least, having so many others from your world here.

[lazarusrisen.livejournal.com]

To be honest, we could get rid of half of them and I'd be pleased.

[major-west.livejournal.com]

I know the feeling well.

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[lazarusrisen.livejournal.com]

Forget half the people from my world, we just need to get rid of half the barge.

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[major-west.livejournal.com]

I agree. Shame there are few permanent methods at hand.

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[lazarusrisen.livejournal.com]

Agreed. Though, why can't we just chuck them all over the side of the boat?

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[major-west.livejournal.com]

Didn't the Master try that once?

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[lazarusrisen.livejournal.com]

Yeah, he did. I think that Loki bloke jumped off the barge as well.

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[major-west.livejournal.com]

Perhaps we should find a suitable candidate and put it to the test.

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[lazarusrisen.livejournal.com]

We'll have to do an inmate and a warden, of course, to see if there's any difference.

I vote Logan for inmate.

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[major-west.livejournal.com]

I second that.

And that Silhouette woman for Warden.

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[lazarusrisen.livejournal.com]

Sounds like a plan. I can easily take that Logan brat in a fight-we don't need to worry about him. Silhouette will be the main problem.

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[major-west.livejournal.com]

I suppose we could target somebody easier. Just to see what happens.

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[lazarusrisen.livejournal.com]

That sounds good. The Silhouette woman was a good fighter during the riot...what about that Rimmer fellow? Or one of the less scary women?

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[major-west.livejournal.com]

Rose was thrown from the Barge once.

It made us crash.

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[lazarusrisen.livejournal.com]

You know, I'm fine with that. Crash the barge, assume command in the struggle, chuck the people we don't want off the Barge. Simple.

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[major-west.livejournal.com]

Our greatest problem will be taking command of the controls. We must figure out how the others have done it.

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[lazarusrisen.livejournal.com]

As much as I hate to admit it, the first thing off the top of my head is 'ask the Master'.