059 - West is pointedly ignoring all drama

[major_west]

While I can't complain much about the Port, I'm pleased to find myself here once again. That whole affair made me feel like I was living in a prop city. Can't we have one normal Port, go on holiday to Greece or something?

Comments

[gimmethemap]

I've always wanted to see Greece, myself. But normal Greece.

I suppose normal for one person here is probably going to be strange for the next, no? There were a few people who were quite at home in the last.

[major-west.livejournal.com]

I suppose. But I'm due for some normality.

[gimmethemap]

Yeah, I suppose you are. But at least you were given time to relax.

[major-west.livejournal.com]

In a sense. It wasn't as though it was real relaxation.

[gimmethemap]

You weren't off saving anyone, right?

I'm glad Billy got through to you.

[major-west.livejournal.com]

Thank you. I am, as well.

[gimmethemap]

But you didn't turn into anything crazy, at least. and you weren't hurt

[hello0o0o0o0o0.livejournal.com]

.......... how are you--

West?

[major-west.livejournal.com]

No, just something dull.

1/2

[major-west.livejournal.com]

2/2

[major-west.livejournal.com]

So you're not dead.

[gimmethemap]

You were no more dull than you are now.

[major-west.livejournal.com]

...did you just insult me?

Re: 2/2

[hello0o0o0o0o0.livejournal.com]

Uh. No. Last time I heard, after shooting me in the stomach -- thank you very much for that, by the way, I was sore for weeks -- you got pulled out the back seat of a car and eaten alive.

[gimmethemap]

No. I don't think you're dull. That's the point.

ASSHOLE >:O

[major-west.livejournal.com]

Clearly, I've recovered.

[Private]

[gimmethemap]

I don't know how you got back here but I've told you once already to stay away from my Inmate.

[major-west.livejournal.com]

Oh.

[gimmethemap]

Sorry. I could have worded that better.

HE HAS NO IDEA WHAT YOURE TALKING ABOUT

[hello0o0o0o0o0.livejournal.com]

Recovered. From death.

[Private]

[hello0o0o0o0o0.livejournal.com]

.. who the hell are you?

[major-west.livejournal.com]

...we've been over this before. Are you so thick you can't even remember the past month?

[hello0o0o0o0o0.livejournal.com]

.. the past month? You've been dead, and Selene, Hanna and I've only just been rescued. You know, by those people surviving just fine outside of the UK that you said didn't exist.

[major-west.livejournal.com]

That's impossible.

[hello0o0o0o0o0.livejournal.com]

.. nooo, impossible would be an island full of half-dead people consumed with a Rage virus that wiped out an entire fucking country.

Or standing here talking to a man I already know died. They've both sort of got equal weight, actually.