104 - West is quite practical.

[major_west]

...

[West tries to start a sentence, then stops himself. Then starts again. Then stops himself. This continues a few times]

As a matter of clarification: how do floods affect... ah... the showers?

That is...

I'm... not meant to use the men's showers at this time, am I? Or, being truly a man, is it... I--





I truly detest floods.

[OOC: FOR REFERENCE, West has totally still been using the men's showers. SO UH, I guess if any dude Inmates saw a chick in there? Yeah

LOL FOR FURTHER REFERENCE: West hasn't been walking around naked, so the most you saw was a chick in a towel UNLESS YOU WERE CREEPY ENOUGH TO PEEP INTO THE SHOWER STALLS which you probably were]

Comments

[ace-hits-daleks.livejournal.com]

You realise what a load of blokes'll do to someone who looks like you, in the showers, right?

[major-west.livejournal.com]

We aren't all that uncivilised.

[ace-hits-daleks.livejournal.com]

Mate, seriously

Y'know what? You'll find out...

NOW he's all worried

[major-west.livejournal.com]

I won't be finding anything out, because that sort of thing does not happen here!

Just remember - use protection!

[ace-hits-daleks.livejournal.com]

They're blokes!

[major-west.livejournal.com]

So am I.

[ace-hits-daleks.livejournal.com]

I'm starting to doubt it, thinking like that, Miss Prim And Proper.

[major-west.livejournal.com]

I simply don't believe that every man is a rapist in waiting.

Ace is one of the boyzzzzz, West!

[ace-hits-daleks.livejournal.com]

And where do you think the ones who are'll head when they hear you're in there - YOU MUPPET?!

And West says this not knowing of certain idle threats lobbed at Billy

[major-west.livejournal.com]

If I had any reason to suspect any man here of attempting that, I wouldn't be thick enough to put myself in a position that invited it! You just assume men are incapable of controlling themselves.

[ace-hits-daleks.livejournal.com]

And why do you think we don't have unisex showers, in the first place?!

I don't assume they all are. Just that there's likely to be more than a few, in a place like this.

[major-west.livejournal.com]

Frankly, I feel safer around the male inmates than the female. They haven't tried to eat me yet, after all.

[ace-hits-daleks.livejournal.com]

No, they're probably thinking of doing something else...

I reckon you should get the consent of whoever owns that body, before you go letting it get abused.

Ethan's totally been using the mens as well.

[stayandgloat.livejournal.com]

You do realise that if your "male inmates are rapists" theory holds up, then we could just as easily get him in the ladies showers.

[ace-hits-daleks.livejournal.com]

When you go swimming, to you cut your wrists, too?

I'm sure there wouldn't be too much chance of a shark coming along, after all...

[stayandgloat.livejournal.com]

You know, if I recall, 100% of the genuine cases of rape on the barge have been committed by wardens against male inmates, so maybe you want to re-think who the "sharks" in your metaphor are.

You may not have noticed, but the inmates tend to police themselves here. Like it or not there's a fairly good imitation of a society in this place, and for all the murder and the stealing and the vigilante justice, rape hasn't ever been much of a problem here, and if it was? Then rest assured a good portion of the remainder of the inmate population would claim back their pound of flesh for the indiscretion.

She is confused!

[ace-hits-daleks.livejournal.com]

Look, I don't know the statistics, but... Just use your common sense!

This talk makes him uncomfortable, which in turn makes him mad

[major-west.livejournal.com]

I'm not letting it get abused, so why don't you shut your mouth until you actually understand the dynamics here? I'm using Sexby's cabin until this is finished, because he offered, unlike the other oh, so concerned individuals.

[ace-hits-daleks.livejournal.com]

Good.