051 - SOS

[major_west]

Dear Readers,

I am on a vessel full of sodomites! SOS! Send help please before they try to molest me further.

Yours sincerely,
Henry West

Comments

[namorofthesea.livejournal.com]

What is a sodomite, concubine?

He's too fucked up already to need a Halloween costume

[triplekill.livejournal.com]

You don't need to tell me that. Sinners, all of them! AND THEY WILL BE PUNISHED.

[mimic-peter.livejournal.com]

I am so sorry for you.

Inc!Wolf sees it as a challenge. >D

[flamebishonen.livejournal.com]

You don't have to worry about me molesting you, darling. You see... I'm more the molestee than the molestor... And I'd certainly enjoy feeling those lovely hands on me~ ♥

[starofbethlehem.livejournal.com]

Pardon me human, but what is a "sodomites"?

Oh goodness, are you in need of help?

[my-freeze-ray.livejournal.com]

Henry! Are you all right? Are you hurt?

Do you need me?

Private

[notinfected.livejournal.com]

I can't recall any complaints the other night.

I would gladly reciprocate.

[stayandgloat.livejournal.com]

Oh get out of the fifties! Just because we're interested in men doesn't mean we're all interested in you.

[razor-keen.livejournal.com]

You sound like a damsel in distress.

Need help?

[l-law-liet.livejournal.com]

Molest you further? Sir, would you care to report someone in particular? I know it may be hard, but could you share some details with me? I promise to track down this criminal that has sexually assaulted you and see that he meets justice. Via the legal system, of course.

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

I would offer you safe haven, as the locks on my doors appear to be quite heavy. However -- given whoever decorated this room, I don't imagine you'd feel any more comfortable here.