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major_west ([personal profile] major_west) wrote2008-10-30 12:43 pm
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051 - SOS

Dear Readers,

I am on a vessel full of sodomites! SOS! Send help please before they try to molest me further.

Yours sincerely,
Henry West
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[identity profile] razor-keen.livejournal.com 2008-10-30 10:59 pm (UTC)(link)
You sound like a damsel in distress.

Need help?

[identity profile] major-west.livejournal.com 2008-10-31 01:58 am (UTC)(link)
I am most certainly not a 'damsel in distress'! I am a man!

[identity profile] razor-keen.livejournal.com 2008-10-31 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
You fit the bill to me.

[identity profile] major-west.livejournal.com 2008-10-31 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
Pardon? How do you mean?

[identity profile] razor-keen.livejournal.com 2008-10-31 03:12 am (UTC)(link)
You're unreasonably frightened, and you're begging for help.

Do you need a hand, or not?

[identity profile] major-west.livejournal.com 2008-10-31 03:16 am (UTC)(link)
I am not!

No, I believe Dr. William has offered his services. And no offense meant, Ma'am, but I am unsure as to how a woman could provide assistance in this matter.

[identity profile] razor-keen.livejournal.com 2008-10-31 03:31 am (UTC)(link)
Hah. At this moment, I'm probably your best hope on this cursed ship. But have it your way.
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