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major_west ([personal profile] major_west) wrote2008-10-30 12:43 pm
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051 - SOS

Dear Readers,

I am on a vessel full of sodomites! SOS! Send help please before they try to molest me further.

Yours sincerely,
Henry West

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[identity profile] namorofthesea.livejournal.com 2008-10-30 05:49 pm (UTC)(link)
What is a sodomite, concubine?

[identity profile] major-west.livejournal.com 2008-10-30 05:52 pm (UTC)(link)
I am not a bloody concubine!

He's too fucked up already to need a Halloween costume

[identity profile] triplekill.livejournal.com 2008-10-30 05:53 pm (UTC)(link)
You don't need to tell me that. Sinners, all of them! AND THEY WILL BE PUNISHED.

[identity profile] major-west.livejournal.com 2008-10-30 05:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Please do, sir. They won't stop trying to do inappropriate things to me.

[identity profile] mimic-peter.livejournal.com 2008-10-30 05:56 pm (UTC)(link)
I am so sorry for you.

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[identity profile] triplekill.livejournal.com 2008-10-30 05:59 pm (UTC)(link)
The Lord has sent his vengeance and he will see them all cast back into the pits of damnation.

[identity profile] namorofthesea.livejournal.com 2008-10-30 05:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Slave, answer my question! Your master clearly does not know how to give a proper whipping if you still speak back in such a manner!

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[identity profile] triplekill.livejournal.com 2008-10-30 05:59 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't think that would be a good idea. Rose is still mad...

[identity profile] major-west.livejournal.com 2008-10-30 06:00 pm (UTC)(link)
I only wish to return home to Mother. She's ill and requires my assistance!

[identity profile] major-west.livejournal.com 2008-10-30 06:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Your kind ought to be locked away in Bedlam!

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[identity profile] major-west.livejournal.com 2008-10-30 06:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Who is this Rose, and how could she be angry with enforcing the laws of our God?
Edited 2008-10-30 18:01 (UTC)

[identity profile] namorofthesea.livejournal.com 2008-10-30 06:03 pm (UTC)(link)
I will be locked away nowhere, slave, answer me or I will find you and deliver a beating myself!

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[identity profile] triplekill.livejournal.com 2008-10-30 06:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Rose is my warden.

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[identity profile] triplekill.livejournal.com 2008-10-30 06:05 pm (UTC)(link)
She's a damned nuisance and a pest. She's just like all them other Satans.

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[identity profile] triplekill.livejournal.com 2008-10-30 06:06 pm (UTC)(link)
....I think she's nice. Sometimes...

[identity profile] major-west.livejournal.com 2008-10-30 06:08 pm (UTC)(link)
...

A sodomite is a man who lays with another man.

[identity profile] major-west.livejournal.com 2008-10-30 06:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Sir, do you suffer from some sort of mental affliction?

[identity profile] notinfected.livejournal.com 2008-10-30 06:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Do you truly wish your Emperor's wrath?

[identity profile] triplekill.livejournal.com 2008-10-30 06:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Uh...what are you talking about?

Inc!Wolf sees it as a challenge. >D

[identity profile] flamebishonen.livejournal.com 2008-10-30 06:12 pm (UTC)(link)
You don't have to worry about me molesting you, darling. You see... I'm more the molestee than the molestor... And I'd certainly enjoy feeling those lovely hands on me~ ♥

[identity profile] major-west.livejournal.com 2008-10-30 06:13 pm (UTC)(link)
You express contradictory opinions! Surely you are confused.

[identity profile] major-west.livejournal.com 2008-10-30 06:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Take your vulgarities elsewhere, to that 'Roman' madman, perhaps!

[identity profile] triplekill.livejournal.com 2008-10-30 06:15 pm (UTC)(link)
The boy and I don't always see eye to eye. Don't pay him any mind. He's weak.

[identity profile] major-west.livejournal.com 2008-10-30 06:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh. I see. Very well, then.

Inc!Wolf is an embarrassment to real incubi the world over.

[identity profile] flamebishonen.livejournal.com 2008-10-30 06:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Aw, such mean words! You wound me! ♥ But I think you protest just a little too much... Repressed, perhaps? [giggling]
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