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major_west ([personal profile] major_west) wrote2008-10-30 12:43 pm
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051 - SOS

Dear Readers,

I am on a vessel full of sodomites! SOS! Send help please before they try to molest me further.

Yours sincerely,
Henry West
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[identity profile] namorofthesea.livejournal.com 2008-10-30 05:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Slave, answer my question! Your master clearly does not know how to give a proper whipping if you still speak back in such a manner!

[identity profile] major-west.livejournal.com 2008-10-30 06:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Your kind ought to be locked away in Bedlam!

[identity profile] namorofthesea.livejournal.com 2008-10-30 06:03 pm (UTC)(link)
I will be locked away nowhere, slave, answer me or I will find you and deliver a beating myself!

[identity profile] major-west.livejournal.com 2008-10-30 06:08 pm (UTC)(link)
...

A sodomite is a man who lays with another man.

[identity profile] namorofthesea.livejournal.com 2008-10-30 06:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh. I do not do this, but it is quite common, I do not know why you are bothered by it.

[identity profile] notinfected.livejournal.com 2008-10-30 06:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Do you truly wish your Emperor's wrath?

[identity profile] namorofthesea.livejournal.com 2008-10-30 06:55 pm (UTC)(link)
No. I will antagonize your wench no longer.

[identity profile] notinfected.livejournal.com 2008-10-30 06:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Good. See that it doesn't happen again. In fact I do not want you even speaking to my concubine. Do not write to him, do not even look at him. As friend of your Emperor, I command this of you.

[identity profile] namorofthesea.livejournal.com 2008-10-30 07:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Very well, then.
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