major_west: (Olde Timey - Concerned)
major_west ([personal profile] major_west) wrote2008-10-30 12:43 pm
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051 - SOS

Dear Readers,

I am on a vessel full of sodomites! SOS! Send help please before they try to molest me further.

Yours sincerely,
Henry West
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[identity profile] mimic-peter.livejournal.com 2008-10-30 05:56 pm (UTC)(link)
I am so sorry for you.

[identity profile] major-west.livejournal.com 2008-10-30 06:00 pm (UTC)(link)
I only wish to return home to Mother. She's ill and requires my assistance!

[identity profile] mimic-peter.livejournal.com 2008-10-30 06:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh your poor mother!

I will keep her in my thoughts.

[identity profile] major-west.livejournal.com 2008-10-30 06:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you! It is a relief to find that there are other sane individuals aboard this vessel!

[identity profile] mimic-peter.livejournal.com 2008-10-30 06:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Indeed. There are so many people of ill-repute here.
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