051 - SOS

[major_west]

Dear Readers,

I am on a vessel full of sodomites! SOS! Send help please before they try to molest me further.

Yours sincerely,
Henry West

Comments

[major-west.livejournal.com]

You've had too much gin, Sir. It's 1887, I assure you.

[major-west.livejournal.com]

I am most certainly not a 'damsel in distress'! I am a man!

Private

[notinfected.livejournal.com]

If you can find him

If I leave him alive

Right. You do that.

[razor-keen.livejournal.com]

You fit the bill to me.

[major-west.livejournal.com]

Pardon? How do you mean?

[razor-keen.livejournal.com]

You're unreasonably frightened, and you're begging for help.

Do you need a hand, or not?

[major-west.livejournal.com]

I am not!

No, I believe Dr. William has offered his services. And no offense meant, Ma'am, but I am unsure as to how a woman could provide assistance in this matter.

[razor-keen.livejournal.com]

Hah. At this moment, I'm probably your best hope on this cursed ship. But have it your way.

[stayandgloat.livejournal.com]

Or perhaps you've not had enough, drink up! You'll never get time traveling at this rate!

[major-west.livejournal.com]

Time travel is impossible! Clearly, you're another madman.

[l-law-liet.livejournal.com]

Molest you further? Sir, would you care to report someone in particular? I know it may be hard, but could you share some details with me? I promise to track down this criminal that has sexually assaulted you and see that he meets justice. Via the legal system, of course.

[major-west.livejournal.com]

Oh, thank heavens! A man of the law! Yes, that madman masquerading as a Roman; he won't leave me in peace!

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

I would offer you safe haven, as the locks on my doors appear to be quite heavy. However -- given whoever decorated this room, I don't imagine you'd feel any more comfortable here.

[l-law-liet.livejournal.com]

I see. Just what has he done to you so far, Sir? I need to know what you're formally charging him with. Sexual harassment? Or was it rape?

[major-west.livejournal.com]

He has threatened to sell me as a... prostitute to another man!

[major-west.livejournal.com]

My thanks for the consideration. I don't believe I will be feeling comfortable anywhere aboard this vessel.

[l-law-liet.livejournal.com]

Accusations of harassment and prostitution then... Very well, I'll take a look around for the suspect, maybe ask you to come look at a line-up to ID the perp, then we'll see if we've got enough evidence for a warrant.

Let me know if he makes any other threats to you, or if you catch his name.

[major-west.livejournal.com]

My thanks to you for tending to this matter!

[stayandgloat.livejournal.com]

How else do you explain that I am from a hundred years in your future?