051 - SOS

[major_west]

Dear Readers,

I am on a vessel full of sodomites! SOS! Send help please before they try to molest me further.

Yours sincerely,
Henry West

Comments

[mimic-peter.livejournal.com]

Oh your poor mother!

I will keep her in my thoughts.

[major-west.livejournal.com]

Thank you! It is a relief to find that there are other sane individuals aboard this vessel!

Aww, poor guy

[major-west.livejournal.com]

Certainly not!

[flamebishonen.livejournal.com]

You're so cute when you're in denial~ ♥

[major-west.livejournal.com]

I am absolutely not in denial, sir! You offend my honour just as the madman does!

[flamebishonen.livejournal.com]

Your honour~ [giggles] Dear me, it is not my intention to offend it... Quite the contrary, I want to feed it... Do you want to punish me for my actions? Hm? Make me pay for being dirty~? ♥

[starofbethlehem.livejournal.com]

Pardon me human, but what is a "sodomites"?

Oh goodness, are you in need of help?

[major-west.livejournal.com]

I shall not! That is a task that must be seen to by your parents. At the very least, you ought to seek out a priest.

[major-west.livejournal.com]

A sodomite is a man who has relations with another man.

I just wish for these men to leave me be in peace!

[my-freeze-ray.livejournal.com]

Henry! Are you all right? Are you hurt?

Do you need me?

[major-west.livejournal.com]

Dr. William! Thank goodness, a friendly face!

I feel a bit lightheaded, but... I believe I shall be alright.

[starofbethlehem.livejournal.com]

Relations? What do you mean? Like, friends?

Why don't you want to make friends with other men?

[major-west.livejournal.com]

I mean as a married man and woman do!

They want to make me their... woman!

[mimic-peter.livejournal.com]

Indeed. There are so many people of ill-repute here.

[namorofthesea.livejournal.com]

Oh. I do not do this, but it is quite common, I do not know why you are bothered by it.

[my-freeze-ray.livejournal.com]

Have you been the victim of threats? Or harassment? Henry, if you need me I'm here for you.

You're feeling light headed? any other symptoms?

[major-west.livejournal.com]

I have! Ever since I woke up here!

I have a strange bite on my neck, but for the life of me, I cannot remember how I came about it.

[flamebishonen.livejournal.com]

Good idea~! Priests always have the best desires...

[starofbethlehem.livejournal.com]

.... but you are not a woman! That wont even work! :O

Poor sir! Do you need someone to come save you?

[major-west.livejournal.com]

Precisely!

I believe I shall be fine now... My thanks for the offer.

[namorofthesea.livejournal.com]

No. I will antagonize your wench no longer.

[my-freeze-ray.livejournal.com]

Henry, I don't wish to alarm you, but a strange bite combined with light headedness could be any number of terrible illnesses.

Take your pulse, tell me how your heartbeat is? Are you having hot flushes? Any strange cravings?

[notinfected.livejournal.com]

Good. See that it doesn't happen again. In fact I do not want you even speaking to my concubine. Do not write to him, do not even look at him. As friend of your Emperor, I command this of you.

[namorofthesea.livejournal.com]

Very well, then.

[starofbethlehem.livejournal.com]

... o-okay well if you need any help, let me know! Prince Adam and I will come save you!