139 // HELLO, CHILDREN. [VIDEO/SPAM]

[major_west]

[A garishly dressed, somewhat insane looking man IS FLAILING AND BECKONING, WIELDING MANY BALLOONS.]

Welcome, welcome, welcome, one and all! Want a balloon? I've got scores of balloons here, waiting for a sticky, dirty little hand to claim them. And just think, small children, yours can be that hand!

One penny a piece!

For three pennies, I'll even twist and sculpt them into all manners of animals! Dogs, cats, bears, weasels, foxes, giraffes-- That's right, any beast on four legs can be yours for three pennies! [Lol they all look the same :c Anyway, to demonstrate his point, he twists a balloon into a dog/cat/weasel thing.]

Like having a zoo in the palm of your hands!

[BIG, PAINFUL GRIN. He looks a little terrifying.]

What child wouldn't want a balloon?

[OOC: WEST IS JUST A GENERIC CREEPY ENTERTAINER. He's not even good enough to be called a clown. And he hangs out with Billy and robs houses at night.]

Comments

[doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com]

You are personally not permitted within the town limits. Do not leave your show.

[lazarusrisen.livejournal.com]

If I had any children, I wouldn't let you near them.

SPAM

[my-freeze-ray.livejournal.com]

[WHAT'S THIS LOPING LAZILY OVER THE HILL? It's Billy! He wanders over to West and slumps on his shoulder intrusively. Because yeah, he totally thinks he can walk all over you.]

Hey, make me a bear, and I'll pay you later?

[SPAM] - Because I love West, dammit.

[failedcreator.livejournal.com]

[Victor watches West from a distance, fairly obviously staring. He looks at the ground for a few long seconds before approaching West.] Can you make good cats?

Spam that's not really spam because it's that short!

[some-kinda-hero.livejournal.com]

[Get a chortling Claire passing you by West on her way to do carnie things, tossing you a wink of approval! How can anyone not love their show with people as jubilant as West?]

[Spam]

[puzzleprince.livejournal.com]

...I did always love the basic design for our outfits. Well, your outfits, really. I construct my own.

[Nice going with the...whatever you have on your shoulders there, West. Your fellow carnie is grinning at you from behind his stand, gradually approaching because it looks like business will be slow for the moment.]

Make a weasel. I might as well get one before you snap and choke a small child with your balloons.

[championoftime]

Stirring them up tonight, aren't we? [Sylveste McCoy, Clown and stunt performer, thinks you're creepy as hell, West. Creepy as hell.]

Adric's creeped out

[alzarian-youth.livejournal.com]

Uh...

[Spam.]

[yourunichase]

[And Parker walks over chiming and with her fairly ridiculous outfit, and she offered a nickel and penny.]

I need two of your cutest fucking animals.

[Why? To prove her knives were sharp.]

SPAM

[hatestriangles]

[Perry sidles on up to West in a lull and, with a smirk, he just asks:]

"A zoo in the palm of your hands"?

[everylittlegirl]

You should hang out around Eddie and I's games. We could use the extra kiddies.