139 // HELLO, CHILDREN. [VIDEO/SPAM]

[major_west]

[A garishly dressed, somewhat insane looking man IS FLAILING AND BECKONING, WIELDING MANY BALLOONS.]

Welcome, welcome, welcome, one and all! Want a balloon? I've got scores of balloons here, waiting for a sticky, dirty little hand to claim them. And just think, small children, yours can be that hand!

One penny a piece!

For three pennies, I'll even twist and sculpt them into all manners of animals! Dogs, cats, bears, weasels, foxes, giraffes-- That's right, any beast on four legs can be yours for three pennies! [Lol they all look the same :c Anyway, to demonstrate his point, he twists a balloon into a dog/cat/weasel thing.]

Like having a zoo in the palm of your hands!

[BIG, PAINFUL GRIN. He looks a little terrifying.]

What child wouldn't want a balloon?

[OOC: WEST IS JUST A GENERIC CREEPY ENTERTAINER. He's not even good enough to be called a clown. And he hangs out with Billy and robs houses at night.]

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[championoftime]

Stirring them up tonight, aren't we? [Sylveste McCoy, Clown and stunt performer, thinks you're creepy as hell, West. Creepy as hell.]

[major-west.livejournal.com]

[BUT HE JUST WANTS TO MAKE THE CHILDREN SMILE.]

Oh, I certainly hope so! [He grins.] I want to stir them into a buying frenzy. All balloons must go.

[championoftime]

[He would be quite successful with very depraved, depraved children.] Perhaps you should not bare the entirety of your teeth and gums while delivering your pitch then, what say?

[And then he squirms uncomfortably. Because Mahogany doesn't like where she's at and wants to be in the other pants leg. Oh rascally ferrets.]

[major-west.livejournal.com]

[He narrows his eyes and looks very serious all of a sudden.] Are you saying there's something wrong with my smile?

[He looks down, then.] Weasel loose in your trousers again?

[championoftime]

She's supposed to be there for the act later. [He rolls his eyes, because that's his least favorite act. He likes the slight of hand stuff better. But he does love that damn weasel.]