139 // HELLO, CHILDREN. [VIDEO/SPAM]

[major_west]

[A garishly dressed, somewhat insane looking man IS FLAILING AND BECKONING, WIELDING MANY BALLOONS.]

Welcome, welcome, welcome, one and all! Want a balloon? I've got scores of balloons here, waiting for a sticky, dirty little hand to claim them. And just think, small children, yours can be that hand!

One penny a piece!

For three pennies, I'll even twist and sculpt them into all manners of animals! Dogs, cats, bears, weasels, foxes, giraffes-- That's right, any beast on four legs can be yours for three pennies! [Lol they all look the same :c Anyway, to demonstrate his point, he twists a balloon into a dog/cat/weasel thing.]

Like having a zoo in the palm of your hands!

[BIG, PAINFUL GRIN. He looks a little terrifying.]

What child wouldn't want a balloon?

[OOC: WEST IS JUST A GENERIC CREEPY ENTERTAINER. He's not even good enough to be called a clown. And he hangs out with Billy and robs houses at night.]

Comments

[doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com]

That seems unlikely. Do not come into the town. You may regret it if you do. [Congrats, you managed to thoroughly freak out doctor!Crane.]

[major-west.livejournal.com]

Nonsense! I never regret anything! [Pause. THEN HE WHISPERS CONSPIRATORIALLY:] And I enjoy making new friends. You mustn't be shy.

[doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com]

I'm not shy. I'm disgusted.

[major-west.livejournal.com]

You mustn't say that to a new friend, doctor...

[OOC: HEY IS IT COOL IF WEST TIES A BALLOON TO YOUR MAILBOX WHILE YOU SLEEP? IT WOULDN'T BE AN OMINOUS THREAT AT ALL C:]

[doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com]

You're not my friend or the friend of anyone in this town.

[DO IT. I DEMAND IT.]

[major-west.livejournal.com]

Everybody in town is my friend! Just ask around.

[OOC: CONSIDER IT DONE. Assumed because I don't know how to make a post out of it. ENJOY, CRANE.]

[doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com]

I doubt it. You sound like you've had the Drink.

[It'll come up in my EVUL CARNIVAL post tomorrow. XD]

[charmedandperky.livejournal.com]

You're making me agree with my husband, over here. [Stop that!]