084 - West has his own eloquent way of dealing with rumors...

[major_west]

Aleera's pissed that I didn't let her play with my junk on prom night cuz I herd she had herpees.

Comments

Private

[my-freeze-ray.livejournal.com]

Uh, hey West, do you think you could try being nice to my brother sometime? I mean, I didn't tell him anything, but he knows we're friends, and now he's all "But that guy made me cry!" at me.

Uh, I mean, you wouldn't have to be nice, nice to him, just... y'know...

...

Not mean?

Private

[major-west.livejournal.com]

oh.





I forgot that dude was your brother.

Private - AND NOW COMES THE "You'll like him better than me :C" fear.

[my-freeze-ray.livejournal.com]

We're like... twins. We look the same.


I mean, but I don't think he likes...you know, and... he's not like... as good at science, or...stuff.

Private - DDD:

[major-west.livejournal.com]

Nuh uh. You look better.

But uh... I'll try to be nicer to him.

Private - And with one "You look better" it is GONE!

[my-freeze-ray.livejournal.com]

...Thanks. You look better too. I mean, not better than my brother even though you totally are better than, like, anyone else.

And thank you.

Private

[major-west.livejournal.com]

UH....... your welcome.

[vampish_aleera]

G A Y

[major-west.livejournal.com]

That's what YOU are.

[vampish_aleera]

That's what you HAIR is!

[major-west.livejournal.com]

that's what your FACE is

[vampish_aleera]

Billy and West sitting in a tree...

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[major-west.livejournal.com]

And you have herpees.

[vampish_aleera]

I never slept with any of your family.

GOD.

[major-west.livejournal.com]

I know you didn't. Cuz I turned you down on prom. BECAUSE YOU HAVE HERPEES.

[vampish_aleera]

No, you turned me down because you HAD YOUR TONGUE DOWN ANOTHER GUY'S THROAT.

Plus, you're cheap.

[major-west.livejournal.com]

you were seeing things.

[vampish_aleera]

You're damned right about that!

[tadwizard.livejournal.com]

Hey, even if it was true, that would mean West could get hotter guys than you could ever hope for!

[vampish_aleera]

Why? You feeling hopeful?

[tadwizard.livejournal.com]

Nah, but if I was trying to get laid, I'd have a heck of an easier time than you, since all people think of when they see you is 'herpes'.

Which you totally have.

[vampish_aleera]

Tell it to the queue.

How many are dying to go out with you?

[tadwizard.livejournal.com]

Queue? What queue? Only guys I see interested in you are dogs trying to hump your legs, and I'm sorry but...they hump fire hydrants, too.

[vampish_aleera]

Ew! You think about animal sex! I knew it!

[tadwizard.livejournal.com]

Hey, the conversation was about sex with you before I ever chimed in.

[thatlibbychick.livejournal.com]

Don't say that about Aleera! She's our squad leader and you're just being retarded!

[major-west.livejournal.com]

I AM NOT. She was being retarded first. not my fault youre squad leader's a total bitch. with herpees.

[thatlibbychick.livejournal.com]

That's not even how you spell it! It's herpes! And only Elle has it!

[major-west.livejournal.com]

I know how to spell. JEEZ.

and elle's on youre team, so why are you raggin' on her?

[thatlibbychick.livejournal.com]

Because Elle's not the captain and also she's a total slutty bitch.

[major-west.livejournal.com]

this is why you guys never win anything. the football team totally sticks together on EVERYTHING.

Sorry :c

[papa-bing.livejournal.com]

Even if she does your still a fuckin fag.

[major-west.livejournal.com]

dude i'm not a fag!!

[papa-bing.livejournal.com]

That aint what I heard.

[major-west.livejournal.com]

not my fault your a fuckin tard who believes every stupid rumer.