077 - Unicorn rides lead to something similar to post-coital AWWWKWARDNESS

[major_west]

All things considered, I really enjoyed that port. I believe it's our first without a casualty, horrible curse, great disaster... etc.

But I honestly can't believe that I took a ride on a unicorn.

Congratulations, we've all managed to overcome our innate desires to kill and destroy for one entire week.


[Private to Billy]
I've decided to return to my room, so... Thank you for your hospitality.

[OOC: West, being neurotic and pulling away for no discernible reason? LOLOL SAY IT AIN'T SO. And yeah, he doesn't know about whatever deaths might've happened in the port. AND STRIKES ARE CERTAINLY READABLE IF YOU TRY]

Comments

Re: It's confusing him

[gimmethemap]

Yeah, I remember the brother thing.

I guess I liked that part. From what I can think up. I would have liked to have had a big brother.

Your hair looks nice when you let it grow a little thicker.

[major-west.livejournal.com]

I never had one, either. But if it's anything like having a big sister, you're not missing anything.

... That isn't true.

Er. I suppose it... can.

[gimmethemap]

So was that thing that King Charles nicked something you brought with you or something that came with the port? Because I think he may have hidden it in my desk.

[major-west.livejournal.com]

It was from the port; he can keep it.

Why're you acting friendly right now?

[gimmethemap]

Because it's better than being angry all the time?

[major-west.livejournal.com]

Alright, then.

[gimmethemap]

Would you rather we pick up where we left off? I can go back to getting drunk in and moaning and you can rage and pout like you tend to do when I've said or done the wrong thing.

It'll be fun.

[major-west.livejournal.com]

I don't pout.

[gimmethemap]

You do.

Mightily.

[major-west.livejournal.com]

Well, that is simply absurd.

[gimmethemap]

Why?

[major-west.livejournal.com]

Because I don't pout normally, nor do I pout 'mightily.'

[gimmethemap]

Would you prefer that I use the word "grump" instead?

[major-west.livejournal.com]

Fine, perhaps I "pout" sometimes, but I hardly make a habit of it.

[gimmethemap]

I'll keep a tally just to be sure.

[major-west.livejournal.com]

Sure.