077 - Unicorn rides lead to something similar to post-coital AWWWKWARDNESS

[major_west]

All things considered, I really enjoyed that port. I believe it's our first without a casualty, horrible curse, great disaster... etc.

But I honestly can't believe that I took a ride on a unicorn.

Congratulations, we've all managed to overcome our innate desires to kill and destroy for one entire week.


[Private to Billy]
I've decided to return to my room, so... Thank you for your hospitality.

[OOC: West, being neurotic and pulling away for no discernible reason? LOLOL SAY IT AIN'T SO. And yeah, he doesn't know about whatever deaths might've happened in the port. AND STRIKES ARE CERTAINLY READABLE IF YOU TRY]

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[i-hate-posses.livejournal.com]

Wasn't that somethin'.

[major-west.livejournal.com]

So, where were you during the port?

[i-hate-posses.livejournal.com]

Around. You writin' a book?

[major-west.livejournal.com]

No, I was simply curious.

[i-hate-posses.livejournal.com]

Sounds like you had fun.

[major-west.livejournal.com]

I did, actually. I wasn't expecting to enjoy a fairy tale world.

He squinted and remembers how much he likes to ride. *SIIIGH*

[i-hate-posses.livejournal.com]

You found a unicorn? How was that?

IF ONLY HE HAD A HORSE

[major-west.livejournal.com]

Billy found it, actually. It took a liking to him and approached us in the forest.

[i-hate-posses.livejournal.com]

It let you ride it? Didn't buck or nothin'?

[major-west.livejournal.com]

Both of us, actually, but it seemed to resist more with me.

[i-hate-posses.livejournal.com]

I would've liked to been there.

1/3

[major-west.livejournal.com]

It was incredible, to be honest. We rode on a rainbow!

2/3 Then he remembers he's supposed to be manly

[major-west.livejournal.com]

3/3

[major-west.livejournal.com]

You didn't really miss anything.

[i-hate-posses.livejournal.com]

So where is it now? You didn't try to bring it back with you?

[major-west.livejournal.com]

No, we let it return to the wild.

[i-hate-posses.livejournal.com]

But it was a unicorn! You know how much that would've been worth?

[major-west.livejournal.com]

Well, what would it have mattered here? Besides, it would've only been a matter of time before some enterprising individual here decided to kill it.

The Barge is hardly a place for a unicorn.

[i-hate-posses.livejournal.com]

Then I reckon its horn would've been worth somethin'.

[major-west.livejournal.com]

...and suddenly, I'm overcome with a great relief for not bringing it here.

[i-hate-posses.livejournal.com]

Don't go misunderstandin' me, West. I ain't sayin' I would have killed it. I'm sayin' that if it died, ain't that bad.

[major-west.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry, this is just slightly disturbing. You're talking about poaching a unicorn.

[i-hate-posses.livejournal.com]

Ain't poachin' if it belongs to someone. More like...like killin' a pig or a cow.

[major-west.livejournal.com]

Right. A cow that represents purity, goodness, and light.

[i-hate-posses.livejournal.com]

Yeah. And you left it behind. I can't figure why you'd do somethin' like that...it was a UNICORN.