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[major_west]

[Filtered to the Admiral]
Dear come on, I'm too old for this Santa,

Please send Jim hurtling from the Barge or, alternately, at least allow him to remain dead if I get a chance to kill him.

I would also like my family and my men back-- although not here-- and a pair of new shoes. Also, a DVD player would be nice, preferably with some films made after my death. Good ones, mind, none of this straight to video garbage.

Also... um. A new Dungeons & Dragons book for Billy-- if there are any he doesn't own already-- and a spare set of goggles, in case that idiot Hammer breaks the ones he already has. And a.... scarf?

So I'm rubbish with gifts.

--Major Henry West

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You know, I always did enjoy Christmas. I do have happy memories of the holidays despite the constant nagging over marriage and all, but when it comes to holiday cheer... I'd really rather it be authentic, Admiral, and not manifest as a sudden compulsion to bake gingerbread men when all I wanted was a bloody glass of orange juice.

In short: Billy, I have cookies. Would you like some?

Comments

[my-freeze-ray.livejournal.com]

Gingerbread men? Is there icing? Can we decorate them?

That sounds very Festive! I'd love some!

YOU GET THE ECCLESGRIN, BILLY

[major-west.livejournal.com]

There is, actually.

Brilliant! 3rd floor common room.

Then you can have the VICTORY FACE!

[my-freeze-ray.livejournal.com]

Awesome! I'll see you in a few minutes!