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major_west ([personal profile] major_west) wrote2009-12-04 11:47 pm

116 - Taking a break from his emo

If I-- that is, my... soldier... shagged any of... er, your loved ones, I apologise. My men... they were all really quite young, and they hadn't seen any women in quite some time before we died. They thought the human race was dead-- all of it, except for us. You can imagine the relief, then, that one would feel upon coming out of that situation.

That's all I have to say about that flood.

[ADDED LATER: Private to the Admiral & Morgan]
I want them back. I don't care if they're here or on another Barge, somewhere else.

[OOC: ALRIGHT, so Clifton was sort of hitting on all sorts of ladies because he just got back from an apocalyptic sausage fest; HOWEVER, I'm not patient enough to hit on all the girls, and I didn't troll quite as many as I'd intended. If you were playing an easy chick and want to assume he boned you, GO AHEAD. Otherwise, I figure there's just an annoyed Paddy and Cox C:]

Re: Private

[identity profile] onlyonehugayear.livejournal.com 2009-12-05 06:25 am (UTC)(link)
I'm trying to just forget about the whole thing. Period.

The 'If I ever see you I'm going to give you and endoscopy and trust me you'll feel it for the next two weeks until I decide to give you another one.' I know where you sleep.

Re: Private

[identity profile] major-west.livejournal.com 2009-12-05 07:02 am (UTC)(link)
As am I. Believe me, the hazy memory of it isn't any happier for me.

No, I don't believe you do. Take your threats elsewhere.

Re: Private

[identity profile] onlyonehugayear.livejournal.com 2009-12-05 04:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[This is Cox going to drink some more and not replying 'cause he's a dick like that. :|]