116 - Taking a break from his emo

[major_west]

If I-- that is, my... soldier... shagged any of... er, your loved ones, I apologise. My men... they were all really quite young, and they hadn't seen any women in quite some time before we died. They thought the human race was dead-- all of it, except for us. You can imagine the relief, then, that one would feel upon coming out of that situation.

That's all I have to say about that flood.

[ADDED LATER: Private to the Admiral & Morgan]
I want them back. I don't care if they're here or on another Barge, somewhere else.

[OOC: ALRIGHT, so Clifton was sort of hitting on all sorts of ladies because he just got back from an apocalyptic sausage fest; HOWEVER, I'm not patient enough to hit on all the girls, and I didn't troll quite as many as I'd intended. If you were playing an easy chick and want to assume he boned you, GO AHEAD. Otherwise, I figure there's just an annoyed Paddy and Cox C:]

Comments

Private

[major-west.livejournal.com]

It burns the eyes. And, ah-- no. You don't throw it. It's just a spray. You push down on--

It may be best to just show you, actually. Make a mistake, and you could get it in your own eyes.

Private

[i-hate-posses.livejournal.com]

Yeah? How long does it last for? I reckon it could come in handy...

Private

[major-west.livejournal.com]

It causes temporary blindness, about... ten to fifteen minutes, I think. And it burns for quite a lot longer than that. All in all, I'd say the total effects last for about an hour.

And it could most certainly come in handy.

Private

[i-hate-posses.livejournal.com]

Blindness? Really?

Show me how this works.

Private

[major-west.livejournal.com]

Tomorrow. After breakfast. I'd suggest we test it on somebody, but that's a surefire way to have it confiscated.

Private

[i-hate-posses.livejournal.com]

Probably.